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Date Posted: 17:54:29 11/28/05 Mon
Author: The Analyst
Subject: Are we there yet?

The biggest match in Errgentlemen.co.uk history will take place in 6 days. It is Steam vs V2 for the Errgentlemen.co.uk heavyweight title. The build up to this match has produced record viewing figures, rivalling those of the glory days of 2 years past. The personal and professional hostility between the two combatants has manifested itself with a war of words, both spitting fire in the hope to gain a psychological advantage before stepping through the ropes. But if you strip everything down to the essentials, let that that does not matter truly slide, you will find the true story.

Steam. A champion with no equal. He has defeated, without controversy every oppenent who has challenged him. He hasn't always been the favorite in these matches, as he isn't the favorite this Sunday but he stands unbeaten. To beat V2 this Sunday he has to get V2 out of his gameplan. He needs to have a few new tricks, a few more moves up his sleeve to try and surprise V2. If he has V2 doubting himself, and gets a window of opportunity, Steam will need to hit The Vaporisor as quickly as possible to get the win.

V2 will need to keep calm and methodical. He can't lose his focus, or his temper otherwise a mistake could cost him the title. However he needs to stop Steam from losing his temper also, and stop that rush of adreneline that has put down all others whoever been in V2's place. It will also take more than a spear and a V2hammer to beat Steam, V2 will need to use all his martial arts technique and knowledge to gain what he needs.

The current betting forecast looks like this:

Steam 3/1 to retain
V2 7/4F to win
Draw 25/1
No result 11/2

Someone from kings (believed to Mr Howarth) has reportedly put the entire funding for the geography department on a Steam victory. If Steam does win it looks as if Kings will have enough money to buy that Sports Hall.

Gerald Dyer is apparently confident of a V2 victory so much so he has bet his retirement money on it. He is rumoured to have insider information

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