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Date Posted: 14:45:00 03/27/06 Mon
Author: Steam
Subject: A sad announcement

Welcome to my realm! It is with great regret that I bring this message to you. errgentlemania was set to be the greatest of all time. 2 Title matches in one night, the greatest tournament in website entertainment history, the biggest names in errgentlemen history all competing for the prize, and as far as the first Title match is concerned, the conclusion of one of the most storied rivalries in the sport's history. Two of the greats one on one, the rubber match to determine who really is the best. Two men so good at what they do, they drive the other one to the next level, the very definition of competition.

However the match that should have been shall not be. Oh the match will take place, but it will not be the match it had promised to be, oh no no no. This is all because of what I have uncovered about Sinjin, this is the reason why he has barely posted since winning the gold. He has fallen off the wagon again. Yes that's right, he has fallen back down the pit of drugs, he'd tried so hard to drag himself out of. Upon winning the Title he had a wild party to celebrate, and decided to have one more hit, for old times' sake. but that led to another, and another and another hit. He's now hooked, he doesn't even know which errgentlemania this is. He's nearer to finding himself in a rehab residential than a wrestling ring this time next year, and that's the truth. He's dropped the ball, he doesn't have it anymore. sorry to ruin his big announcement, but he must be high if he thinks he's gonna be Champion after errgentlemania to make it. His announcement is that he is a druggie, and has pulled this whole business into disrepute with him.

You may think I'm unkind to tell the World of his problems, but if your in the public eye, what do you expect? And you can't betray the trust the errgentlemen fans have put in you this way. Sinjin has ruined errgentlemania for everyone, you can all blame him for seeling you all short. But I shall not let you down. Tune in this Sunday to read errgentlemania, and I WILL give you what you want, the end of this pathetic jpke of a Title reign, and a return to the golden days of errgentlemania, that will take website entertainment into a glorious future. And I will also give to you a history making moment. I will become the first man ever to win the errgentlemen Title twice, and the first person to win two errgentlemen Title matches in one night. That is true, coz just like Sinjin's drug addiction, i'm too hot to handle!

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Re: A sad announcement -- Maximus Dyer, 16:22:16 03/27/06 Mon