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Date Posted: 12:08:56 11/21/02 Thu
Author: Martin Railton
Subject: Don't Go Changing

I noticed that on the updates board Simon Curtis (who has a fanny) saw Martin Railton in Newcastle. I can confirm that this is true (that Martin was in Newcastle that is, not that Curtis has a fanny although I don't see why members of 8D would lie).

Martin did in fact come and stay in Newcastle for what was meant to be one night and one night only on Thursday. However, true to Railton form he ended up more than outstaying his welcome and left on Wednesday after getting chucked out of Baja (Saturday night) and our union (Tuesday night).

Also true to Railton form he didn't have any money and relied on selling 200 fags he brought back from his posting in Cyprus to survive "to a geeky student with one of them fucking gay hats on" (his words), a total of £16 to last him 3 days.

And I also feel it necessary to report that he had the audacity to pull a bird who was on a work nite out in Newcastle and jump in the minibus full of women that was taking them back to Middlesbrough. He "fucked her, boy, then made the daft slag drive" him back (again his words not mine) in the morning.

It's good that some things don't change all he needed to say to make the experience complete was "Finchy have you eaten all my mayo?"

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