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Date Posted: 04:29:52 12/30/02 Mon
Author: chas
Subject: more king's moments

Me, railton and tim manuel were sat in a flexi when Mr George seemed to have a sort of angina attack [blood vessels around the heart failing] me and martin pissed ourselves.
Just to clear this up finchy in the fawcett/joliffe incident fawcett actually had handed no work in, but joliffe thought he had for a while, Fawcett understandably enjoyed this. However when Rueben came to realise his mistake fawcett was gutted, Joliffe demanded fawcett to the front and at the end of unsucsessful negiotiations fawcett walked of and uttered the words "I've handed it in already, you can shove it up your arse". Joliffe only knew that fawcett had said something untoward due to the class reaction, ben then said muttering loudly "you COCK". Joliffe went nuts and sent him to Vaughny. We all wet our pants I've never felt such unity whist laughing in a classroom for the whole lesson people would just suddenly piss themselves we couldn't take a word the recently undermined joliffe could say seriously. Cos we normally did. yeah.
In and around the third year Dan Lewis would brilliantly impersonate Vaughny at morning assembly. By clapping his hands and shouting "RIGHT". Sometimes i think it made the whole school laugh. It is hard to describe to other people how funny people like Dan Lewis were.
In 2nd yr history we all took a liking to shining our watches at the unsuspecting Les Stewart. However big Les caught Fellows and fucking bollocked him so bad that we all felt sorry for him.
In the maths lessons that Woody already mentioned { it was "i'm an orange", and do you remember Ghorbani praying and kissing Lachlan} I thought I would sit next to my friend James Sergeant for a change. I was trying to make sergybear laugh by disrupting the class and so on when I thought I would pull all the stops out and I lobbed a metal pencil-sharpener at Mr Browm as he was writing on the board. It just missed his writng hand and he turned round to start the fun. "WHO WAS IT, who was it". No one owned-up so he walked out.
When the whole school was watching a select few taunt [in the most amusing sport-like fashion] Lachlan and Lewis poked him on the forehead.
On a more serious note I remeber when I instigated an unproveked beating of Big Dave Walters {sorry Dave] I got one punch in before Braders, Lewis, Mapes, and Singoen Allen absolutley smacked him. He arose balling with a bloody nose. Ah well seemed like fun at the time, me and Lewis were roasted for it
Dunc, Martin, Eddie, Chas, Eddie, Chas {repeat} and Fellows and Bradley and Dyer and Twat, Dunc, Martin, Eddie, Chas, Eddie, Chas. Of course after playing Reepham College, a Norfolk based school. A match in which about 6 or 7 seven of us got ducks but then we only just lost. However on the minibus on the 3 hour jouney back we got a bit bored. It was me, Raiton on my right, Fellows opposite me and to his left and opposite Railton was Braders. We started to stick our fingers up at cars- then it went a step to far. Fellows told Bradley to stick his vs up at a car when we were almost home, Bradley carried out Fellows's instructions only for Fellows to tell us it was a police car. Braders semi shit it, Railton however simply stated that he wasn't bothered and proceeded to apply the v sign to the trailing police, it was probably because he felt that after such along journey he would get caught, we indicated and turned into Kings School as did the pigs. You can imagine how impreesed Mr Law was when Railton got a caution for swearing at a police officer and we werer bollocked for laughing by the copper. I remeber distinctly Lawsy telling Fellows that he was going to tell his dad to which Fellows replied "I don't give a shit mate. you can tell him what you want". Disgraced and beaten we laughed.

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