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Date Posted: 17:22:10 05/01/02 Wed
Author: Jorge
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Tunakinawa Hunaika

Dear Brent Pertusio and company,

The association admits that they were a bit harsh with words, but, you see, the motto of the AOSS means this is exclusively meant for immature, silly, little lower classmen; Muffy, Timmy, Jim, Jorge, Spike, Juan, Eugene, Norman, Satine, and Johann. Members soon found out that this message board may be accessed by the outside world.

It is possible Jim leaked out information, too. It is no joking matter about starvation in Zambia. How would you interpret "..Eat my short!..", from Holatu Albiti? Short what? Brain? If the people of Zambia have access to the internet, they can find ways to buy a goat. The suggestion to purchase these useful animals is a very novel one. Thanks to the idea, Tim was rewarded with a promotion.

The AOSS is not sure how the subject of Depends threatens your religious beliefs. Norman has personal ties with the company and worked as a salesperson during his college education. Depends are as admirable as diapers, and they DO need to be changed.

The term "loonies" should not be taken offensively, because all AOSS members are a bit loony themselves. We are also great fans of the Looney Tunes.

Please destroy this message ASAP, Jim, because it is unlikely that Mr. Von Trapp and company will be back here. However, if he is truly coodled, please print this out and hand it to him. A spy name is a gift, and we now dismiss Ernesta Von Trapp from the organization.

Achoo!! Bless you,

Jorge Porjeje

Founder of the OSA
CEO of the AOSS
Representative of the International League of Secret Operatives
Industrial Worker at Walmart

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Replies:

Re: Tunakinawa Hunaika -- Juan, 17:28:09 05/01/02 Wed
Re: Tunakinawa Hunaika -- Timmy, 18:58:28 05/01/02 Wed