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Date Posted: 13:33:40 04/30/02 Tue
Christian is walking down the hall, and suddenly, he stops. He peaks through a door. He enters the room. Randy Orton is still lying there, bleeding heavily. Christian walks toward him.
Christian: Dude, that's pretty sad. You got beat up by Kid Trash? Come on, man, grow up and do something with your life. I mean, your not from Tenesee. Only people from Tennesee lie on their asses while spending their monthly welfare checks on Kentuky Fried Chicken. No wonder everybody's fat.
Christian laughs at his own little joke, and walks out.
Suddenly, Micheal Cole appears.
Cole: Christian! Christian! Will you allow me an interview???
Christian: Why not?
Cole: Thank you. In a few hours, you face off against Kid Kash for your Light-Heavyweight Championship, and Kid Kash's European championship, at Backlash. What do you think of your opponent, Christian?
Christian: Well, Micheal Cole, he is from Tenessee, and he can kiss my canadian ass. Because quite frankly, tonight, when I face off against him, he will learn that I am the master. I am the guy to beat. Come on, Cole. Just look at the loser. He even attacks Randy Orton. He thinks he's a threat to his beautiful Leia Meow. How sad. Thats guy's a loser. Kid Trash will learn to respect me. And Kid Trash, if your watching, learn something new. Here in the WWCF, we have a pay-per-view called Backlash coming up. Not Judgement Day. Got that? Backlash. And when the two titles are safely wrapped around my waist, Kid, you will learn and finally realise why reakzoids like you don't mess with guys like me, got it?
Cole: Okay, and now, what do you think your chances are?
Christian: Well, my chances. Like I've never heard that one before. When I first entered the WWCF, I knew that my chances of going to the top were pretty damn good. And now, it's my chance to proove it.
Cole: Interesting comments. Do you agree with me that you haven't made the impact you felt you wanted to when you first arrived here in the WWCF?
Christian: Well, Micheal, I did what I needed to do. I kept low for a while, and then, I got my name on the leader board. I became WWFCF Light-Heavyweight champion. Now, I know I lost a few matches here and there, like to opponents like Edge, and Kid Kash, and even other ones. But I don't care. I got my title. I got what I wanted. I got what I needed. And now, it's time for me to make my impact. European champion: Christian! That's all there is to it, Cole.
Cole: Okay, I respect that. Now, you had a short period in your stay here in the WWCF when you got into a scuffle with The Undisputed champion, Chris Jericho. Wh---
Christian: Woah, woah, there, Cole. Chris Jericho is the undisputed champion. He's good here in WWCF. You shall not say his name in vain. I was pissed when my fellow idiot here, Kid Trash, by the way, Cole, for further referance, it's not Kid Kash, it's Kid Trash. So anyways, Kid Trash challenged Chris Jericho. Funny, because the way I see it, Kid Kash will soon to be hiding under a rock, or ought to, because this guy is pretty damn sad. He challenged, and Jericho insulted Kid Kash and in his promo, he insulted moi. So, I had to respond to that, but it's over, I apologized. Doesn't mean I wasn't right, however. My apologies.
Cole: Good. Now, Kid Kash, I mean, Kid Trash(Rolls his eyes) insulted you many times. How did you initially feel when he challenged you to a huge match at Backlash?
Christian: Good, good, you're learning, but next time, Micheal Cole, don't roll your eyes at me. Please apologise.
Cole: I'm sorry, Christian. I didn't mean to insult you.
Christian: That's better. Now, how did I feel? I felt pretty god damn ashamed! But then, secondly, I found out that his European championship would be placed on the line, so I accepted. I viewed this as an opportunity. So Kid Trash, would you please polish your title. It would save me a lot of work! It should be in the ethics of the WWCF. When you know you are gonna lose, please polish the title so the winner doesn't have to do it himself. It's much, much more polite. Thank you, that's all for now. I'm going to get a Coke.
Cole: Well, Christian, thank you for your time! I enjoyed interviewing you!
Christian: Oh, are you still here?
Cole: Hehe...
Christian laughs, and walks off. He goes to a soda machine, wich is right next to a vending machine selling chocolate bars. Christian puts money in both. He takes something in each. The chocolate bar falls out, but the coke doesn't. He is missing thirty cents. He looks pissed off. He looks around, and sees nobody. He then starts to kick the vending machine. He is mad. He attacks it. Suddenly, it breaks open, and plenty of cans fall out. He grabs a Coke, and a Sprite. He walks off. He walks down the hall, and barges in to someone's locker room. Kid Kash appears. The crowd goes wild. They cheer loudly.
Kid Kash: Hey! Christian, what are you doing here?
Christian: I don't know, Kid Trash. What AM I doing here?
Kid Kash: What? I'm confuzed.
Christian: Here, I came here to give you something. Here's a Sprite.
Kid Kash: Why?
Christian: Polish your belt, man. My saying is: Sprite is for losers!
Christian leaves the locker room, and goes to his own. He goes to polish his title.
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