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Date Posted: 21:01:55 08/15/00 Tue
Author: Wasted Youth
Subject: EVERYONE READ NOW!!!

..:::[Scene: Backstage at the EOW arena, Wasted Youth is sitting on the hood of Devil Dawg's pickup truck]:::..

Devil Dawg: Alright, I am a double champ...FTW Champion, and a Tag Team Champion....

TarHeel: Don't forget about me man! I'm a double champ too!

Devil Dawg: Double Chump is more like it....Just Kidding...

TarHeel: You better be...as I was saying before...double champ...TV and Tag Team....

Devil Dawg: Yeah...And we're gonna take over this fucking fed, by taking all of the damn championships!

TarHeel: Right on, bro...What do you think about me goi-

*Wasted Youth is interrupted by a short guy walking around, apparently looking for someone*

Devil Dawg: Who the Hell are you, shorty?

Shorty: The name's Runt...gotta a problem with me?

TarHeel: Yeah, you interrupted our conversation...

Runt: Oh...well...sorry...

Devil Dawg: Who are you looking for, Runt?

Runt: The president, Mukuz...

Devil Dawg: Why?

Runt: I'm gonna tell him I want a shot at the Extreme Championship against Lance Payne this Wednesday....

TarHeel: Fighsty little guy, huh Devil?

*Devil Dawg is in some sort of trance, he apparently doesn't here TarHeel speak to him*

TarHeel: Devil? Devil?! DEVIL DAWG??!!

Devil Dawg: WAIT!

Runt: Huh?

Devil Dawg: I have an idea...Runt here looks like he can bring us some gold....what do ya say we let him join Wasted Youth?

TarHeel: Hey man, good idea....Alright, Runt, you're now part of Wasted Youth!

Runt: WTF?! SERIOUS?! Alright...I will win you some gold! I promise!

Devil: Ok, now go find that bastard Mukuz...

*Runt leaves*

Devil Dawg: Alright, that leaves 2 championships we still gotta get...you wanna take on Landon for the Transcontinental Championship?

TarHeel: But Farlo has already beaten me to the punch for a shot at Landon...

Devil Dawg: Oh well...We can make it a 3 Way Match for the title...Landon vs. Farlo vs. You in a double barbed wire Hell In A Cell....

TarHeel: Ok...sounds good...what about you?

Devil Dawg: Well, I know Phreeq has come back, and I'm sure he wants a shot at the World Chump, Alex Archer...I mean World Champ Alex Archer...sorry bout that...So, Phreeq,lets have a match for the #1 contedership of the World Title...You vs. Me in a lets see...what kinda match should it be TarHeel?

TarHeel: How about a ummm....a Piranha Tank Match?

Devil: SWEET! Phreeq can get his ass eaten alive by those damn piranhas when I throw him in that damn tank!

TarHeel: And become #1 contender!

Devil Dawg: Yeah,and you will become a Triple Champ, and Runt will become a single champ, and soone enough, I will become a Triple champ!

TarHeel: Awesome...one lst thing before we get up and leave....WE ARE THE GAME, THE FUCKING BEST, YOU SCREW WITH THE BEST, YOU'RE ASS IS GONNA GET KICKED LIKE THE REST!

..:::[Wasted Youth hop off of the pickup truck hood as they speed away]:::..

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