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Subject: 男人的使用說明書~*


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男人的使用說明書~*
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Date Posted: 06:12:21 11/26/02 Tue
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男人的使用說明書~* ..................................................................................................................................................................................


人肉沙包:心情不好時,可以拿他來練拳~滴蠟。

強力開瓶器:打不開的瓶蓋全交給他。

自動按摩倚:坐在他身上,要他幫妳按摩。

天然暖爐 :冬天拿他來取暖。

小型起重機:搬家,搬寫字樓,所有妳搬不動的東西,都找他來搬。

增值機:這個月薪水花光了,就叫他為妳的荷包暫時增值。

外賣速遞員:想吃東西,又不想出去買,那就叫他買來好了。

軟綿綿的枕頭:在長途車或長途飛機上,把他的肩膀當作枕頭。

超級垃圾桶:妳不吃和吃剩的東西,通通給他吃。

黏郵票 : 跟妳的男人說:「吻我!」當他吐出舌頭...
妳就把一枚郵票放在他的舌尖,然後拿去貼在信封上

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