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Subject: 主題:人生百態


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hgh
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Date Posted: 09:35:21 12/20/02 Fri
In reply to: a 's message, "a" on 09:13:12 12/20/02 Fri

主題:人生百態
(一)結婚是失誤,離婚是覺悟,再婚是執迷不悟
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>    沒有情人是廢物,有很多情人是動物
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> (二)男人不喝醉,女人沒小費
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>    女人不喝醉,男人沒機會
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>    男女不喝醉,酒店沒人睡
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>    情人太累、老婆無味、小姐太貴
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> (三)男人都是鬼,十點回家是懶鬼
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>    十二點回家是醉鬼,夜不回家是色鬼
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>    整天待在家是死鬼
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> (四)男人二十歲是癩皮狗(追女人死皮賴臉)
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>      三十歲是看家狗
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>      四十歲是獵狗(有了錢找獵物)
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>      五十歲是瘋狗(到處追美眉)
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>      六十歲是死狗(沒用了)
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> (五)女人二十歲時是橄欖球,人人追
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>      三十歲時是籃球,追的人少了
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>      四十歲時是乒乓球,被人人推來推去
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>      五十歲時是高爾夫球,能打多遠是多遠

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