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Subject: 電話整人秘招   


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電話整人秘招   
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Date Posted: 05:48:32 12/22/02 Sun
In reply to: a 's message, "a" on 09:13:12 12/20/02 Fri

拿下面的東東,打電話去整妳朋友,或不認識的
屢試不爽


A 大同歌

我:『你好,這裡是大同公司慶祝N週年,特別舉辦幸運電話大抽獎恭喜您的電話,經過電腦自動號,被我們抽中只要您在三十秒內唱出大同歌,就可以獲得N吋全平面電視或...』
對方:『真的嗎?』
我:『嗯,您還有二十五秒喔!』
對方:『大同大同服務好,大同產品最可靠.........』
我整過認識、不認識的,幾乎有一半都會唱


B 服務台

我:『對不起,請問大飛在嗎?』
對方:『打錯了喔!他可能留錯電話。』
我:『這樣嗎?那如果妳遇到大飛,請跟他說山雞找他,謝謝掰掰。』
重播一通
我:『喂!我是大飛,有人找我嗎?』
對方:『有喔,山雞找妳。』
我:『喔,我知道了,那等一下浩南、坤仔、雞姐...打去的話,妳跟他們說我上
次電話留錯了。』

用這招整人,要快到讓對方來不及思考
妳會發現好心人 士不少
但遇到脾氣差的,就不大成啦!


C 打錯了

接到打錯的電話,是常有的事
如果打錯的是美眉的話,我的反應如下

美眉:『請問黃XX在嗎?』
我:『請問哪裡找?』
美眉:『我是他XXX。』
我:『找他什麼事?』
美眉:『哦﹍這個...那個...。』
我:『你是他朋友嗎?還是女朋友?』
美眉:『朋友。』
我:『我看一下喔,妳打錯了喔!我們這邊沒有黃XX耶,只有林XX,你要找他嗎?』
美眉:『????』

打錯的電話可遇不可求,下次接到時,千萬把握這個機會好好整一下

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