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Subject: Re: JESUS FUCKED HIS MOM


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Max
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Date Posted: 13:42:29 07/30/06 Sun
 Jesus was God and he created himself as a human so of course he gave himself a massive johnson, wouldn't you? And Mary couldn't help herself, it's in the bible her telling Joseph, "did you see the size of Jesus' COCK, it's FUCKIN HUGE!!!!" One time she caught Mary Magdalen giving Jesus a blowjob and she said move over bitch, that COCK IS MINE!" She gave Jeuse head every day and finally she said, "Fuck me God, Fuck me!" and Jesus fucked the shit out of Mary, it's all in the bible really.
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