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Date Posted: 18:35:37 08/25/04 Wed
Author: h2ok9
Subject: One of my favorites


This guy walks into a bar. Sees a gorgeous babe nursing a drink.

Walking up behind her he said, "Hi, there, good looking! How's it going?"

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him,looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen! I'll screw anybody,anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, front door, back door, it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college.

I justlove it!"

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "No kidding! I'm a lawyer too!

What firm are you with?"



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