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Date Posted: 00:35:01 05/22/02 Wed
Author: ala
Subject: aaa

Spotyka sie na basenie trzech oldbojow: Steve, Mike i John. Po krotkiej sesji plywackiej wszyscy trzej stoja pod prysznicem, nadzy jak ich Bozia stworzyla. Nagle dzwoni komora. Krotka chwila konsternacji i Mike siega nagle w okolice pachy i wyciaga komore:
- Halo ... tak, tak,to ja ... no ... no to pa.
Pozostali zdziwieni pytaja
- Ej, stary, skad ty wytrzasnales te komore?
- A, wiecie, jak mi rok temu wszczepiali bypassy, to poprosilem lekarza, zeby mi tu taka faldke pod pache zrobil i sobie tam nosze komore, gdy ide na basen albo na plaze.
Po chwili znowu dzwoni komora. Na to drugi oldboj - Steve -
siega w okolice biodra i wyciaga komore:
- Halo ... dobra, bede o dziewiatej ... czesc.
Mike i John patrza zdziwieni, Steve:
- Wiecie, gdy mi w tamtym roku wstawiali sztuczny staw biodrowy, to poprosilem lekarza, zeby mi taka faldke na biodrze zrobil i sobie tam nosze komore, gdy ide na basen albo na plaze.
John, lekko zdolowany, mysli: "Kurcze, oni maja takie fajne
bajery, a ja co?" Pogonil do kibla, urwal kawalek papieru i wetknal sobie miedzy posladki. Wraca, a tamtych dwoch:
- Hej, John, jakis papier ci z dupy wystaje!
- O, znowu jakis fax przyszedl!

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