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Date Posted: 05:58:00 09/09/02 Mon
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Ekstremalnie piekna babeczka rzucila studia i postanowila
zostac bogata.
Dosc szybko znalazla sobie bogatego i napalonego siedemdziesieciopiecioletniego staruszka, planujac usmiercic
go poprzez dlugotrwale uprawianie seksu podczas nocy poslubnej.
Uroczystosci slubne i bankiet poszly doskonale, pomimo polwiecznej roznicy wieku.
Podczas pierwszej nocy miesiaca miodowego rozebrala sie i czekala rozkosznie w lozku, az swiezo upieczony malzonek wyjdzie z lazienki.
Trwalo to dosc dlugo, jednak kiedy sie pojawil, nie mial na sobie nic za wyjatkiem prezerwatywy skrywajacej 30-centymetrowy meski instrument.
Ponadto niosl ze soba zatyczki do uszu a na nosie mial klamre do bielizny.
Przestraszona ale i zaintrygowana ze cos jest nie tak, zapytala:
- A to po co ci te gadzety?!
Na to dziadek odpowiedzial:
- Sa dwie rzeczy, których nie moge zniesc podczas seksu:
kobiecego krzyku oraz smrodu palonej gumy.

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