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Date Posted: 05:53:03 03/07/03 Fri
Author: ,,,
Subject: ,,,

W autobusie na jednym z krzesel siedzi dziewczyna a obok
stoi starsza pani z dzieckiem. Babcia swidruje dziewczyne wzrokiem, w koncu nie wytrzymuje i mowi:
- Moze by tak pani ustapila miejsca?
- Nie moge - dziewczyna na to.
- A dlaczego?
- Jestem w ciazy!
- Hmm, w ciazy, akurat. I taki plaski brzuch? A dlugo jest pani w ciazy?
- Pol godziny. Jeszcze mi sie nogi trzesa.


Tramwaj. Stoi baba z torbami a obok niej Murzyn.
Tramwaj rusza, Murzyn traci rownowage i wpada na babe.
Murzyn: Sorry
Baba: U nas, w cywilizowanym kraju mowi sie "przepraszam"
Murzyn (po chwili, lamana polszczyzna): A nas w niecywilizowanym kraju takie stare grube kobiety sie zjada.


Wsiada baba do autobusu i pyta sie kierowcy:
- Panie a jaki to autobus?
- Czerwony.
- No ale dokad?
- Do polowy, dalej sa szyby

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