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Larry Page (genuine google goof)
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Date Posted: 14:23:41 04/02/17 Sun
Google Logistics ship your stuff If you are having trouble shipping orders, you should investigate the cause. If it is that no one is ordering your crummy merch, then your worries are over! Get ready, you shall soon have an empty warehouse, full of woe! Thanks to Google logistics, you can now be assured of sufficient orders. And these are not just any orders, these are pre-paid orders including shipping. Yes, with orders received through Google Gmail maildrop service, you can now receive realistic payment, in excess of the amount needed and in advance of shipping the order! Here's how it works: - you furnish price list
- you receive realistic payment
- deposit realistic payment
- ship goods to distant anonymous transfer point
- forward refund by wire transfer
- negotiate repayment plan with bank
Nothing could be easier! Naturally, you are too sophisticated to ask why a reputable buyer is using a free anonymous electronic maildrop service. Neither would a man of the world such as yourself look down on distant anonymous transfer points. And being on good terms with the bank, at least until now, you should be able to work out some sort of repayment arrangement when the realistic payment is returned. In a rush? Contact one of the team leaders: Prompt service is assured. Due to various banking regulations, it may be necessary for you to accept santorum in lieu of other payment. You should be prepared for this eventuality. Keep in mind that the leaders have assembled the most excellent of teams.
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Work with the best. Empty that warehouse. Clean that bank account.
backed by the Google three-way warranty: - no questions
- no refunds
- no way
| | | | If you had the sense that God gave to cinder blocks, you would not have become involved in such a transaction. Of course, you would also have avoided voting for a small-fingered cheeto-faced ferret-wearing shitgibbon, and we know how that worked out! Well, be more careful next time. |
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