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Subject: NASTY!!!!!!


Author:
Aaron Jones
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Date Posted: 12:44:40 08/06/02 Tue

[center][color=Green]Aaron "Devil Dawg" Jones[/color][/center]

::The Scene Opeans with the Marine Corps hymm sounding over the P.A. system, An American flag is shown on the Titon Tron and smoke and golden sparks and fireworks shoot from the ramp. Aaron "Devil Dawg" Jones walks unto the Stage Carrying an American Flag. He walks through the smoke and makes his way to the ring. He places the Flag on a Flag Holder and continues into the ring whare Golden Sparks fly up from the ring posts. Araon holds his hand up and somone tosses him a live mic::

Aaron "Devil Dawg" Jones - LET US REJOCE! FOR YOUR AMERICAN MARINE IS HERE! I WILL KICK THE CRAP OUT OF NASTY AND SHOW HIM HOW NASTY A MARINE CAN GET!!!!!!! I'M GOING TO MAKE NASTY INTO A WOMAN AND THEN HE WILL DROP AND GIVE ME 50. HE WILL LEARN A NEW FOUND RESPECT FOR THE UNITITED STATES MARINES! HE WILL KNOW HOW IT FEELS WHEN AMERICA GOES TO WAR ON YOU WHEN I'M SCRAPING HIS SORRY CARCUS OFF THE BOTTOM OF MY BOOTS! WHEN I GET DONE WITH HIM EVERYTHING HE SAYS WILL BE "YES DRILL SARGENT" AND "SIR NO SIR" I WILL DROP MY BOOTS ON HIM LIKE AN A-BOMB ON JAPAN! NASTY WILL LEARN SOME RESPECT

(The camera shows a security guard laughing at Devil dog)

Devil Dog: HOLY SH*T WHAT IN THE HELL IS SO FUNNY BOY

Guard: uh I think nasty is gonna kick your ass sir

Devil Dog: OH IS THAT RIGHT WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE A FU**ing PSYCHIC!!! CAN YOU TELL THE FUTURE?! WELL SON I HAVE A QUESTION YOU SHOULD KNOW THE ANSWER TO IF YOU ARE A PSYCHIC

Guard: ……

Devil Dog: DOES THIS HURT

(devil dog then slaps on the leatherneck until the security guard passes out)

Devil Dog: I told you boys not to mess with a marine but you wouldn’t listen would ya now look what I had to do.!!

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