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Subject: SHOWTUNES........THE ONE AND ONLY JACKASS


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DEAKON
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Date Posted: 22:48:05 08/08/02 Thu

This takes place after the date with Julia.

Scene opens:Deakon comes walking into the garage of the arena housing saturday night rush his coat thrown over his shoulder. When Zap confronts him.

Zap::Deakon whats with the smile??

Deakon::Well Zap when your balls finally drop.......you will know. But enough about you would like to talk about 2men that i have face and beat hands down for the television title..........those 2 men of course are.....Showtunes chris jelly rolls and the One and Only Jack ass. Now both of these men i have face and Beat as i said before. But for some odd reason the powers that be seem to be retarded or something.......because now i have to face them again.......at the same time nether the less...now i dont mean to sound like a bastard.......but can i please get some compition............i'll take on novage if i have too but then again President Dan wont alow that so what do i have to do?? I think i know what i have to do........this......

Deakon grabs a chair and slams it int the floor he gets right into Zappa'z face and grabs the mic.

Deakon::Dan this is how it is......if i dont get some compition im gonna start going after everyone in the locker room the means wrestlers management and hell even yourself. Now i know i should watch what i say but if i do then im not gonna get any where in this company........Oh and Novage ive been told that if i say anything to you im in trouble......well you son of a bitch your day is coming and i aint gonna telkl you when its gonna happen or where its gonna happen but if i were you i'd watch my back no one talks shit to me without my hammering them to the god damn wall!! Saturday is just 2 days away and guess what showtunes and jack ass you bunch of pussies are gonna be crippled after im done with you.......get ready boys cause hells about to break loose.........oh and dan after im done with these 2i want a title shot at the hardcore title if i have to i will drop this title to anyone who wants it just so can get a shot at the hardcore title ive shown i am extream but now i want to show you im world champion material. Dan this isnt a request this is a demand and i demand it now. You wanna see how serious i can get why dont you deny me.......and then no one will be safe
and that you can count on you son of a bitch.

The scene fades as Deakon throws the chair into the wall and Enters his locker room. He goes to shut the door and the camera man is blocking the door. Deakon grabs the camera and slams it to the floor. the scene goes black

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