A Xander Song -- Castle of the White Knight

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Date Posted: 09:36:38 01/06/03 Mon
Author: First Time Poster
Subject: A Xander Song

Hi,

My name is Lightning Bug. I post on several Voy Buffy Boards. I mostly post lame song parodies no-one knows the originals of, because I am older than most Buffy fans. This is my only Xander song...I mostly do songs about vampires. Notice in the last verse I reveal my only "ship".

�this is to the tune of �Buddy, Can You Spare a Dime��.

*****

Once I saved the Slayer, she was done
She was deader�n slime.
Once I saved the Slayer, it wasn�t fun
How about some damn screen time.

Once I bowled down Glory, parted her hair
Man, I made her head chime
The glorified bricklayer, picked up a spare
How about some damn screen time.

(Middle Eight)
Once in my Speedo suit, I was so young
The buffest you ever seen
Man, and you could tell that I�m well-"blessed"
Now I can�t get on the screen.

(BIG FINISH)
Once I faced down Willow, saved the world
Yeah, I saved it real fine.
If we could get together, I�d make her my girl.
How about some damn screen time.

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[> LOL. Great to see you, Bugsy! -- Glory, 19:15:28 01/08/03 Wed [1]

I've missed you and your song parodies.

Welcome to the castle! There hasn't been much activity around here of late but Phae and I try to keep the place up while Churchy is away.

Psst...don't tell him, but sometimes we have wild parties here. Sometimes Spikebots are involved too.
Shhh..... :-)

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