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Date Posted: 06:26:12 06/06/02 Thu
Author: Rob Van Dam
Subject: Am I the only guy who thinks X-Pac sux's (RAW rp 3)

**The scene fades in and we are looking through the lens of a camera backstage in the RAW arena. The cameraman is with ring announcer and interviewer Lilian Garcia who is doing her job by looking around for someone to interview with a mic at hand. Suddenly she spots someone by the snack bar and slowly walks up to him. The man turns round and smiles and Lilian smiles back because its the whole f'n show Rob Van Dam, he is holding a plastic cup full of water and before either can speak RVD takes a quick sip**.

Lilian: "Morning Rob, I did'nt expect to see you here so early."

RVD: "Well I had a bit of free time and when RVD has some free time, he uses it wisely."

Lilian: "So have you been training hard for your match against X-Pac."

RVD: "Nah ... I don't have to train to beat X-Pac, he sux's so why get all worried about the match. The only thing that worries me is that the fans might get a bit disappointed if I beat him in a couple of minutes, or even less. In my free time I just chill out and soak up the atmosphere and thats what gets me prepared so well. A bot of stretching, breathing exercises, 5 minute work and I'm ready to go."

Lilian: "Are you perhaps being a bit too over confident. X-Pac has been in this business a long time and has some fancy martial arts moves."

RVD: "Look, X-Pac is passed it, he should retire and sleep for the rest of his days in an old folks home. And as for his martial arts moves ... they are nothing when you compare them with my educated feet. If he goes to kick me, I counter it. If he goes to punch me, I dodge it. If he tries anything else then I'll just kick his @$$ and do a five star frog splash like only I, Rob Van Dam can do ... its that simple."

**He takes another sip of water as Lilian asks another question**.

Lilian: "Smackdown has its first card up which could possibly rival RAW's. Do you think the Smackdown brand roster has better superstars?."

RVD: "I don't think I'm the right person to ask that question 'cause you asking the best superstar here what he thinks of the rest of the WWE talent. Both brands are great and I think both owners should be happy but it all depends on how they use the talent will be the deciding factor for the fans. They bring in the money and raise the ratings which is what Vince McMahon only cares about, but personally I doesn't matter to me who is in what show and who has who as long as I get to wrestle, have a good time and prove that there is no one better than..."

**He stops, puts down the cup, raises his arms, clinches his fists, extends his thumbs and points at his head three times whilst saying**.

RVD: "...ROB VAN DAM."

**He smiles once again and picks up his cup of water. He drinks the rest and tosses it into a trash can. He gives Lilian a quick kiss on the cheek and walks off towards his locker room. Lilian blushes and then turns to watch Rob Van Dam turn a corner. She turns back to the camera, coughs and puts the mic to her lips**.

Lilian: "Well the coolest man in the WWE seems pretty confident about winning his match and with an attitude like that backing up his in-ring ability then I don't blame him."

~Scene goes black~

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