There's a new man in town and he's the whole f'n show -- WWE RAW Roleplay Board

[ Show ]

Support VoyForums

[ Shrink ]

VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

[ Login ] [ Contact Forum Admin ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time ]

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Date Posted: 06:47:35 06/03/02 Mon
Author: Rob Van Dam
Subject: There's a new man in town and he's the whole f'n show

**The scene fades in and we are looking through the lens of a camera in the RAW arena. The fans are buzzing with antisipation as the first house show under the RAW brand name is well under way. Then suddenly unfamiliar entrance music is played over the loud speakers and a man about 6'0 tall swanters cockily out onto the steel staging wearing a black t-shirt with a gold dragon motif on the front, denim shorts and black boots. He spins around with his arms in the air with a big smile on his face and then he puts the mic to his lips which is in his right hand and starts to speak**.

???: "Hey everyone ... hows it going?."

**A cheer rises from the fans**.

???: "Hey thats great. Now I'm guessing that some of you do not know who I am as this is the first house show, so let me introduce myself. My name is Rob Van Dam and I'm the whole damn show, wait I'm the WHOLE F'N SHOW and I'm called that because of my educated feet and for being so cool. Am I right?."

**The fans cheer again**.

RVD: "Cool ... now I'm out here for a reason and not just because I'm Rob Van Dam. No, the reason I'm out here is because I have just joined this awesome federation to have a good time and have some eye popping matches that don't involve Trish Stratus, and you all know what I mean."

**The fans cheer and whistle to show their appreciation of having Trish Stratus on RAW**.

RVD: "I want to have matches and win them and to win matches I obviously got to have matches and what easier AND cooler way to get a match than to issue an open challenge to anyone in the federation. Now I know Ric Flair may have other plans or ideas and I'm cool with what he decides but if someone wants to face R-V-D, thats me, then don't hesitate in asking but remember it doesn't matter if you're good or bad 'cause I'll beat you anyway as I'm ..."

**He stops, raises his arms, clinches his fists, exstends his thumbs and points at his head three times and saying**.

RVD: "... ROB VAN DAM!!!."

**His music plays and his drops the mic onto the steel staging. He walks back through the curtain under the titantron and to the backstage area with the chant of ...

R-V-D R-V-D R-V-D R-V-D

... being yelled by the fans**.

~Scene goes black~

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]