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Date Posted: 08:59:03 06/13/02 Thu
Author: Rob Van Dam
Subject: General RAW talk + Reply to Jeff (RAW rp#2 - Matt/Jeff/Lita read if you could)

**The scene fades in and we are looking through the lens of a camera in the RAW arena. The arena is being set up ready for a house show so its relatively quiet except for the sound of equiptment and crew members talking. The cameraman is walking about when suddenly Mark Lloyd walks up behind him and taps him on the shoulder. The cameraman turns round and nearly hits Mark but he luckily dodges the cumberson camera. Mark has a mic in his hand and is wearing a black 'WWE' t-shirt and grey trousers**.

Mark: "Hey man can a borrow you for a bit. I have some free time and with 'King Of The Ring' matches coming up I thought I'd better get some interviewing done while I can. Is it okay if you follow me around for a bit?."

Cameraman: "Yeah sure."

Mark: "Great ... do you need help carrying anything ... umm, whats your name?."

Guy: "It's Guy."

Mark: "Guy ... right ... hey that looks like RVD."

**He walks off quickly and Guy tries to keep up. Mark reaches the man who is wearing a black t-shirt and jeans and politely coughs. The man turns round to reveal himself to be Rob Van Dam as the t-shirt has a gold motif and in his hand he has a donut, a jam donut**.

Mark: "Rob, glad I caught you here, listen ... you up for a bit of promo cutting?."

RVD: "Sure man whatever, everyone should know now that I'm way cool with doing interviews and stuff. I got plenty of free time seeing as I'm ultra fit, a great wrestler and always ready to please."

Mark: "Okay ... but before we start ... what's with the donut?."

**RVD looks down at the donut and smiles**.

RVD: "Hey a guys gotta eat somethings not good for him otherwise he may not have the strength to wrestle week in and week out. If I don't eat my daily donut I won't feel right mentally of physically. It's, as they say, a silly superstition."

Mark: "And whats that behind you?."

**RVD looks round to see a large open box of donuts covered in sugar and treacle. His eyes widen and he slams the box shut**.

RVD: "Oh thats ... thats my umm ... so whats this interview about then?."

**He smiles nervously and waits for a reply**.

Mark: "Well you had one with Terri yesterday and since then Shawn Michaels has given his responce to your 'interesting' comments. Do you have any further words for him?."

RVD: "Well first off I think he's being way to confident and cocky about winning the match against me and then winning the whole 'King of the Ring' title thingy. The only person who should be confident of winning is me 'cause I'm RVD and there's no one yet who I have faced who is better than me. I stick by my comment that 'HBK' is passed it and should'nt be in the ring at his age. He may of gotten lucky against Undertaker on the first ever RAW but I promise him that it will be one loss and one win for him and two out of two for me. I'm going all the way to the finals 'cause simply I'm Rob Van Dam. My educated feet haven't failed me yet in my career and I don't think they're about to start this coming monday night. I am 'Mister Monday Night' and the 'Whole f'n show' so naturally RAW is my show and where I show the fans what I can do and why I will be the first WWE Undisputed champion."

**He looks down at Mark, smiles and takes a slow and long bite from his donut, swallows and chuckles softly**.

Mark: "So your confident but now onto slightly more important matters concerning the little thing going on between you and 'Team Extreme'. It started when Jeff said in one of his interviews that as Lita and Matt were away he would to tag team with you in the future or until at least both wrestlers signed with RAW. Then when you said that you would'nt mind either creating 'Team F'n Extreme' it seemed all smiles and sunshine. But now with the surprisingly quick return of Matt and Lita it seemed that that would never happen but then a new revelation came about last night."

RVD: "What was that?."

Mark: "Well both Jeff and Lita were talking about letting you join 'Team Extreme' as their newest third member. How do you feel but most importantly do you accept if it were to be made possible?."

RVD: "That is the coolest thing ever. Imagine what 'Team F'n Extreme' could do with three incredibly gifted wrestlers helping eachother out and competing together in the ring. Just think of the matches climax with a deverstating 'Twist of Fate' followed by the death defying 'Swanton Bomb' and then to put the icing on the cake a big air 'Five star frog splash' to finish our unlucky opponents off. If Matt, Jeff and Lita see this I want them to know that if they want me to join then I will under one condition ... and thats that when we come out onto the steel staging, we will be so cool and hot that girls will faint when they see us. Hey I'm kiddin' man I want to join them and if they'd let me in then I'd jump at the chance 'cause I'm..."

**He stops, raises his arms, clinches his fists, extends his thumbs and points at his head three times whilst saying**.

RVD: "...ROB VAN DAM."

**He drops his arms and goes to walk off before stopping and grabbing the box behind him. He runs off around a corner towards his locker room leaving Mark with a confused look on his face**.

~Scene goes black~

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