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Date Posted: 05:57:45 06/16/02 Sun
Author: Rob Van Dam
Subject: King Van Dam ... Rob Van King ... King Rob I ...(RAW rp 3)

**The scene fades in and we are looking through the lens of a camera outside in the streets of Michigan. The cameraman is calmly and quietly walking past a few stores when he does a double take by one of the main entrances and looks inside the store. He is surprised to see Rob Van Dam inside and the cameraman is quick to act and walks inside. Rob notices the cameraman and waves and then beckons him over, the cameraman obligues and walks up to Rob who starts to speak**.

RVD: "Hey man, how's it goin'."

Guy: "Fine, fine ... hey Rob, why are you here?."

RVD: "Oh I'm just hanging out, relaxing and so on but I'm here in this particular store 'cause I need something done if you know what I mean."

Guy: "Yes ... yes ... no I don't know what you're talking about."

RVD: "Well you know that I'm Rob Van Dam and there ain't no one else like me or better than me so everyone knows it's gonna happen and thats me winning the whole damn 'King of the Ring' tournament. I'm gonna beat Shawn 'cause he's just plain old ... then I'll beat either Edge or HHH in the semi's ... and then I'll win the final 'cause to be honest they don't have the talent to even stand near me, let alone go toe to toe with me. I'm just too good for them, the fans know it, I know, eventually the whole of the WWE will know it and thats that at the end of the pay-per-view they will be crowning me and naming me King Van Dam ... or maybe Rob Van King ... or how about King Rob the first but in the end it doesn't matter 'cause any name they give me will be cool with me 'cause everything is cool in my book ... well almost everything."

**He smiles and turns to a store assistant and quietly speaks to her. He nods his head and the assistant walks off into the back room of the store. Rob turns back to the cameraman**.

Guy: "So Rob ... you never said why you were here?."

RVD: "Oh right ... well seeing as I'm gonna be the next king of the ring, I thought that I'd better get my head measured so the WWE knew what size to make the crown 'cause I want it to fit nice and tightly on me as I don't want to look stupid now do I?."

Guy: "Isn't that being a little bit too confident?."

RVD: "Nah ... I'm Rob Van Dam and thats what wins me my matches."

**Just then the store assistant returns with a tape measurer and starts to wrap it around Rob's head. Rob relaxes and after a few moments the store assistant looks at the final measurement and writes it down on a piece of paper. She removes the tape and then passes the paper to Rob. He looks at the paper**.

RVD: "Yeah that looks about right ... thanks a lot."

**He passes the young lady a $10 note and then gives her a quick kiss on the cheek. He walks off with a smile on his face and the paper in his hand**.

~Scene goes black~

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