Look ... can we stop guessing who'll win and say that I will? (RP #2) -- WWE RAW Roleplay Board

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Date Posted: 13:29:43 06/22/02 Sat
Author: Rob Van Dam
Subject: Look ... can we stop guessing who'll win and say that I will? (RP #2)

**The scene fades in and we are looking through the lens of a camera outside the RAW arena. A 'King of the Ring' preview show has just finished and the fans are slowly leaving the arena satisfied that they got their money's worth. Before the cameraman can move to get the fans views on the show a hand is placed on the cameraman's shoulder and stops him from advancing. The cameraman turns to see Rob Van Dam looking out at the fans with a big smile on his face and a mic in his free hand, Rob turns his head and looks at the cameraman and starts to speak**.

RVD: "Sorry to stop you like that man but I need you. I know who my opponent is at 'King of the Ring' and I'm pretty sure I can guess who my opponent is going to be in the final. Is it okay if I get you to film what I do for a while?."

Guy: "Okay, sure."

RVD: "Hey that's great. Just follow me and film me okay."

**Rob walks off towards a group of fans whilst still holding the mic. The cameraman follows him but stops when Rob stops by a large, male fan and starts to talk to him**.

RVD: "Hey man could I ask you a few questions. First question ... did you like the show?."

Man 1: "Yeah it was okay, I'd wish I'd seen a superstar like you fighting though."

RVD: "But of course man, everyone wants to see Rob Van Dam, especially as he's gonna be the next King of the Ring."

Man 1: "I dunno ... you do face Triple H before you even get to the final. That match has to be considered not only main event quality but also one you have to take seriously."

RVD: "Chill man, I know what I'm doing. Triple H may be the game and claims to be that damn good but he's no match for the whole f'n show, 'Mister Monday night', and my always cool RVDammers cheering me on. In my opinion Triple H has his mind to hard set on one goal and that is winning the Undisputed title. He is not at all ready to face Rob Van Dam and he knows it and that is why he's training hard as we speak and not talking to the fans of the cameras. The match will be out of this world as two contrasting styles collide in the ring where the winner will go onto the final but everyone knows two things that will decide the winner and that is that there is no one, in any shape or form, better than Rob Van Dam and seeing as I am Rob Van Dam, then I will win."

Man 1: "Gee ... I guess you're right there."

**Rob walks off to leave the man with his thoughts but stops when he sees an attractive woman wearing a black 'RVD = COOL' t-shirt. Rob smiles and starts to talk to the woman**.

RVD: "Hey there cutie-pie ... is it okay if I ask you a few questions?."

Woman 1: "OH MY GOD ... ITS ROB VAN DAM ... SIGN MY ARM, SIGN MY ARM!!!."

**Before Rob can reply, the woman faints and everyone circles her to see if they can revive her**.

RVD: "Woah ... umm okay ... I'm just going to go over here now."

**Rob walks calmly but quickly over to the cameraman and pushes him over to where they first stood**.

RVD: "Where's a superhero when you need one. Anyway man, before I go I'd better talk about what Kevin Nash recently said about me and my mouth. Nash ... your attitude really stinks. You treat and talk about people badly and I really hate to see such fine women being treated badly or being used as slaves. Your use of that throne will come to an end after the pay-per-view because I'm going to win and kick your @$$ in the process. That should finally stop you from doing what you do and prove that I am the better wrestler and the best wrestler in the RAW brand. Be prepared to lose big man ... and be prepared to lose to a 'midget' ... wait ... nah just get ready to lose to the only five star performer in the whole damn business. Get ready for a fight with..."

**He stops, raises his arms, clinches his fists, extends his thumbs and points to his head three times whilst saying**.

RVD: "...ROB VAN DAM. Well unless Hurricane beats you in your match ... so he'd then have to get ready for a fight with ... ROB VAN DAM. Anyway I'm off for a donut. See ya man."

**He passes the mic to the cameraman and walks off towards the arena**.

~Scene goes black~

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