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Date Posted: 04:20:50 06/04/02 Tue
Author: Rob Van Dam
Subject: The whole f'n show seems rather popular ... it's 'cause I'm cool(RAW rp 1)

**The scene fades in and we are looking through the lens of a camera in the RAW arena where another top notch house show is in full flow. Suddenly the lights dim and a familiar name appears on the titantron ... ROB VAN DAM. His music plays and the fans go nuts as Rob Van Dam confidently steps through the curtain onto the steel staging. He stops raises his arms, clinches his fists, extends his thumbs and points at his head three times whilst the fans shout out loud....

FANS: R ... V ... D

...He nods his head in approval and then continues down to the ring. We can now see he is wearing a black t-shirt with gold dragon motif and a pair of tracksuit bottoms with matching trainers. As he reaches the ring he looks around at all the fans with RVD gloves, t-shirts and signs and then he leaps onto the ring apron and over the top rope. He walks up to the ring announcer and is handed a mic, he shakes the man's hand and then turns to the fans who begin chanting...

RVD RVD RVD RVD RVD RVD

...and as they finish Rob Van Dam holds up his hand for a bit of quiet and the puts the mic to his lips**.

RVD: "Hey everyone, sorry for interupting another house show but a lot has happened in a short space of time and I need to speak my mind, and also come out here so I could here the cheers of chants of yours truely which is cool."

**The fans continue cheering**.

RVD: "So anyway ... the big thing that just took place was the first RAW brand card was signed..."

FANS: HUGE POP

RVD: "...but in all honestly I'm a bit disappointed that I'm not part of the huge main event but I'm cool with the match I have against X-Pac."

X-PAC SUX X-PAC SUX X-PAC SUX

RVD: "Now now, you can't say that UNTIL I hit him with the five star frog splash and pin him on the mat 1-2-3 which trust me, will be very cool. Now X-Pac will be the first person in the WWE to have a match against me and I think it will be the first match on the first show and the funny thing is that he'll be the first person to lose on RAW and I'll be the first person to win 'cause I'm ROB VAN DAM and that trend will follow as I'll win more matches after that and quickly become the undisputed champion before anyone else and X-Pac will end up as a jobber for any other up-and-comer 'cause ... he basically sucks."

**The fans cheer again and start up the chant**.

X-PAC SUX X-PAC SUX X-PAC SUX X-PAC SUX

**This chant fades away and is soon replaced by another**.

RVD RVD RVD RVD RVD RVD RVD RVD

**Rob Van Dam smiles broadly and take a bow to the pleasure of the fans and then he rushes up to a turnbuckle and leaps up onto the second turnbuckle**.

RVD: "Now just before I came out here I saw a brief but interesting promo from Kevin Nash..."

FANS: "BOOOOOOOOOOOO."

RVD: "...and he said that after his match this week ... he wanted to face the whole f'n show in a match next week because I'd be a challenge to him and I have to admit someone of his size is a challenge for someone of my size. But I'm afraid to say Sweety Boy that I don't make the matches, Flair does and if he thinks that it would be a five star match then he'll make it ... but if he has other plans then ... we'll just have to wait and see. Have a great time everyone and remember that there ain't another man who can beat the likes of..."

**He stops, raises his arms, clinches his fists, extends his thumbs and points to his head three times whilst shouting**.

RVD: "...ROB VAN DAM."

**His music starts playing and he drops the mic. He does a back flip off the turnbuckle and leaves the ring between the top and middle ropes. He walks up the ramp with a smile on his face and a twinkle in his eye and eventually passes through the curtain under the titantron after give a few high-5's to the fans**.

~Scene goes black~

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