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Date Posted: 16:43:55 06/03/02 Mon
Author: Kid Krash
Subject: ---I AM AN AMERICAN BADA. . . . -----

After the show starts and the intro-pyro blows off the arena gose dark as a Pamala Anderson Appears on the HSW big screen , after doing a little dance infront of the interviewer , he drops the mic and runs aways , pamala turns around to pick up the mic and as she turns around you can see her top was undon , with a faint laugh she begins to speak

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Pamala: well now i know one person here remembers me . but to all of you you might remember me as the BabeWat. . . i mean baywatch star Pamala Anderson . Those of you who have noever seen me running in my tight , very reviling bathing suit , you might remember me as the most famous , and most selling Playboy playmate ever , for you who havent seen em il show you . . . wait . . may be a little later , right now i want you all to meet the hardcore ledgend , oh and hardcore ledgend in the ring also. The only man after Tommy Lee who can call his self a bad ass , my man , Kid Krash , oh and lady's take it from me "KID" is a very big understatement . . .

*she appears to drop the mic and turns around , and bends over to pick it up , as a mystery figure that must be Kid Krash appears infront of her *

Pamala: Here babe

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Krash: im just gona cut it down to the case for all you hillbilly foke in the back , im tired of seeing all of you Rednecks dancing around the ring and trying to call your selfs Hardcore , for Fuck Sake Pamala and me are more hardcore in bed then any of you in the ring , none of you diserve those title belts . And i think il be the one to come up and take em . Any of you gota problem ? Then get your mother fucking bitch asses off the hooker you got last night , throw those empty 40 ouncers away , and bring your fat ass down to this cheap ass ring . I wana show these fans what da' be missin . maybe thats the reason your ratings have been down , no fuck that , that is the damn reason you have no ratings , Shit thats what that pice of shit Vince's WWE is beating your ass at it . Fuck im gona fix it , im gona convert all you WWE fans into True HSW Fans , and i will be know as the man who changed the face of Holy Shit Wrestling Forever , yea you remember me . i will be the once that separates the true Imbread drunkin renecks from the real wrestlers here , witch i cant see one . But the only damn way to find this shit out is to fucking go at it at . . . no scratch that . . .. . In a Triple Hell in a cell match , witch has only been seen once in WCW when that mother fucker DDP fought Jimmy King , that was a disgrace . . . this wont be for no mother fucking title the only thing you gota do is climb to the top , get out , and climb to the bottom . . yea thats right you shit bags , you gota get your bitch asses up and go work out cuse this shit wont be riged like that shit WWE this shit is fight for your life . . fuck im the hardcore , highflying king , so if any of you shit bricks wana step up and accept my challange , oh im sorry , accept my ass beating the fucking say somthing . . . . enuff of this shit , im gona give the fans a little of what they wont . . . you all like pamala right?

CROWD: HELL YEA !

Krash: you wana see her in Bra and panties !!!?

CROWD:HELL YEA !

Krash: Well fuck yall , you wont ever see that

CROWD:BOOOOOOOOO, YOU SUCK , YOU SUCK , YOU SUCK

Krash: What . ? you mean you dont wana see her Nude?

CROWD:YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA ( crowd gose crazy as the camra zooms into pamala)

Krash:You might get lucky and see some more later

Peace!

*camra fades out*

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