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Date Posted: 15:58:56 06/05/02 Wed
Author: Kid Krash
Subject: Krash Visist a Backyard fed

*he screen is dark and as it moves up you can see it is focused on a tire , as the camra fades back you can notice that the tire is on a car and the car happens to be a 86' red Mustang . the camra stops and the passanger door opens to show pamala arising out of her seat in a tight light blue thong bakini , she shuts her door and comes up to the front of the car and sits on the hood. just as she sits down the driver door swings open and Kid Krash jumps out of the car*

Krash: HEY HEY HEY , GET OFF THE DAMN CAR !
Pamala:Oh woops if forg. ..
Krahs:Dont say any thing just be glad you didnt dent the hood , theres just some things you dont do , one happens to be dont sit on krashes car ! , i know you didnt mean it so get up and lets go see what these wanabies are up to

*Krash and Pamala walk down a pathway to a fence door , they open it and walk in , as they walking you can see a huge crowd crowded around a gettofied ring , as they make there way to the ring all the crowed starts to chant , WE WANT TITS , WE WANT TITS as krash enters the ring the wrestlers jump out of the ring and trow krash a mic*

Krash:yea yea yea , hold your damn horses you will get to see your tits , but i came here to . . .

*Stone Cold Steve austins music hits the speakers interupting krashes speach , and a man about 6'1 with barley any muscle walks down to the ring with a chair*

Krash:WHAT THE FUCK . . .
Austin Wanabe:WHAT !
Krash:Well if it isnt a wwe stone cold steve austin pussy , and if you say what im gona have to show you how diffrent WWE and HSW are
Austin Wanabe:What ! . You can do shit or il knock your brains in ... oh now wait i am gona know your brains in

*the wanabe drops the mic and picks the chair up to try and hit krash , she swings it and krash dunks and drop kicks the chair smack into the face of the wana be , blood gushes every where as the wanabes nose shatters . the wanabe falls to the ground in pain and krash grabs the chair and jumps to the top of the ropes , as the wanabe lays on the ground holding his know trying to signal for krash to stop , krash looks like he is about to get down then the austin wanabe gives krash the fingure . krash jumps and flips forward while throwing the chair under his legs and slams it into the wanabes already broken nose , knocking the wanabe out *

Krash:What the hell i though this was a decent backyard fed , well fuck this you all must till think wwe is great , HA you need to see the real shit , come so HSW and you might see some of this

*Krash signals to Pamala and she takes off her top*




-They walk out of the backyard and screetch away in there red-
mustang

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