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Date Posted: 20:35:57 05/31/02 Fri
Author: The Dawson Boyz
Subject: Morning Cereal w/Chopper

{The scene opens backstage in the Dawson room with all 3 of the Dawsons sitting around there kitchen table eating cereal. Dean still has that sledgehammer beside him and behind him we see most of the walls have been demolished to make more room for the "playing field".}

Chopper: "Hey, you guys see that Cereal Killer guy?"

Dave: "Nuh"

Dean: "Cereal Killer? Your jokeing right?"

Chopper: "Nope, he was around here before saying how he wants a title shot because blah blah blah... He bored me"

Dave: "...And?"

Chopper: "...And, the guy is a daisy! He also said something about makeing his bitch tap out or something"

Dean: "Your not serious?"

Chopper: "Yep.. He also said something about wanting to see the owners ass"

Dean: "No Way! Dont spin shit!"

Chopper: "I aint spinnin'... But i was thinking before, maybe i should make my debut at Showdown?... Maybe istead of getting a title shot, that scum of the world should face me!!"

{Chopper gets up and looks into the camera}

Chopper: "Maybe, The owner should grant me and... *laughs* Cereal Killer a 1 on 1 match!! Mr *laughs* Cereal Killer can pick the stipulations.."

Dean: "Whoa!! Wait up a second! You dont wanna make him call the shots! If Cereal Killer had his way, u'd be fighting in a bowl of Frosty Flakes! You dont need that Chop'"

{Chopper thinks}

Chopper: "Your right, i'll rephrase that... Cereal Killer? I'll let u pick the stipulations, but theres not aloud to be any ceral of any kind!!"

Dave: "And that means what kind of cereal?"

{Chopper thinks again}

Chopper: ".. That means no matches with, Toast!, French Toast! Poptarts! or Omletes! Ecspecially Omletes!! I dont want nothing to do with omletes!!"

{Dean and Dave laugh. The Twin brothers both finish there breakfast at the same time and as Dave goes to the other side of the room, Dean picks up the Football and throws it to him}

Chopper: "You dont get no title shot untill u pay your dues Cereal man!"

{Fade Out}

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