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Date Posted: 09:07:22 06/08/02 Sat
Author: ...you'll see...
Subject: I'm here...

The lights dim, and suddenly red fog fills the air as Kashmire by Led Zepplin hits. The crowd cheers for the song when suddenly a man in a red robe with nothing on his body showing emerges from the back. He is wearing a red robe with the letters M V P on the back of it. He slowly makes his way to the ring as the fans stop cheering and go silent. This man steps onto the steel steps and up onto the apron. He steps through the middle rope and walks into the middle of the ring and pulls a microphone out of his robe and begins to speak.

Unknown Man: Well I'm here in Holy Shit Wrestling, and I'm better then ever. I've been working out like an asshole of late, and I bet all of you freaks in the crowd are wondering just who the hell I am... well I'm M V P. Sure, it must sound like a weird name to all of you rednecks in the crowd named Billy Bob, but you'll see why I am the M V P of this fed come next week's Showdown. All of you guys can suck me, because I don't give a damn about the fans!

Tom: Whoah, this man has made a terrible impact. I mean he shows up here and disses the fans, how the hell does he expect to make a name for himself?

Pete: Well maybe by his talent? I have seen this guy wrestler in places before, and he is extrememly talented.

Tom: But can he run with the best in the HSW? I don't think this guy can be all that good, but hell, he did just get picked up... they musta seen something good in him.

M V P takes off his robe and throws it into the crowd where a few fans scatter for it. He then puts the microphone up to his mouth again ready to talk.

M V P: Well it seems that some of you rednecks don't give a damn about M V P, well that isn't a very good health move for the other wrestlers in the HSW, because that will just motivate me to kick some more ass!

Now onto Kid Krash, you are one of the biggest losers I've ever seen. You go to some backyard wrestling federation and make fun of some of the guys because they're not that talented, well they suck. But since you have a hot girlfriend, who by no means do you deserve, you have her take of her top. I challenge you to a match at next week's Showdown Krash... and beware of the asskicking of your damn life.

Kashmire by Led Zepplin hits as M V P walks to the back to a chorus of boos.

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