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Date Posted: 20:41:18 06/01/02 Sat
Author: The Dawson Boyz
Subject: Welcome To The Glass House Ladies...

***We ARE NOT experiencing technical difficulties... We ARE NOT sorry for the break in communication because u are experiencing... DB~TV***

{The DB~TV logo appears and in the background we can see thousands of wrestling fans cheering for the Dawson Boys, 'The Power' by H-Block pumps out and the crowds noise gets wilder!! Dean and Dave sprint out onto the entrance way and quickly slide into the ring, Chopper is behind them slowly makeing his 6'6" figure down to the ring.
A few seconds later Chopper enters the ring and Dave grabs a mic out of his blue cargo pants}

Dave: "Welcome to DB~TV!!"

{The crowds cheers get big once again}

Dave: "Brother Dean? Did u here someone challenge the Dawson Boyz a few hours ago?"

{Dave throws the mic to Dean}

Dean: "Sadly, i did... Whats there name? Sudden Impact?... Anyways, They made a challenge... and... obviously, The Dawson Boyz accept!!"

{The crowd cheer once more, Dean throws the mic back to Dave}

Dave: "Damn right we accept!... Then they start saying how there gonna kick our asses and blah blah blah... After that they got real boreing!! Didnt they brother Dean?"

{Dave throws the mic to Dean but Dean looks half asleep and the mic hits him in the shoulder. Dean suddenly wakes up and grabs the mic}

Dean: "What? Sorry, i thought u were going to monologue that whole Sudden Impact speech, I must have been SO DAMN BORED I FELL ASLEEP!!"

{Deans face goes red as he gets louder, Dave walks over and pats him on the back}

Dean: "I'm sorry Dave, but those guys are like so 1959... I bet they even knew how Elvids parted his hair... Anyways, Brother Dave? they challenged us to a Glass Tables match and boy oh boy, this is gonna be good!! I mean we even might treat these people to a Play of The Day!!"

{The crowd cheer as Dean hands the mic back to Dave}

Dave: "Thats right, Your gonna see Old Daddy Mack face first into the canvas and his legs are gonna be over there"

{Dave points to the 5th row and the crowd in the 5th row cheer}

Dave: "Were also gonna get High Energy's face into the canvas and his legs are gonna be over there!!"

{Dave points to the 8th row and the crowd there cheer. Back in the ring Chopper walks up to Dave and grabs the mic}

Chopper: "Enough hoppin' around, no more fairy tales, no more 3 hour long speeches!... I aint gonna dance around like these boys and sing and dance, I wrestle! and i've just been informed that i have a 3 way Barb-wire match against JB Spikes and Mr. Frosty Flakes!!"

{The crowd cheer}

Chopper: "JB? I aint got no beef with you kid, but just dont look at me when were in that ring... If people look at me, they get hurt... Thats just one of the rules in the facts of life, I dont like being looked at by other people when i'm in the ring, so if u make that mistake, it will be your first and last mistake!!... Cereal Killer, I like u, i like u alot, u have the intelligence of a Punching Bag and the strength of a Speed Ball, If u want to get hurt, your in the right frame of mind, just keep on going on the way u are, and i'll make sure your Mother gets your head in a gift wrap son!"

{The crowd cheer as Chopper drops the mic and signals for the 3some to move out. Fade Out}

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Replies:

Re: Welcome To The Glass House Ladies... -- Sudden Impact, 18:17:07 06/02/02 Sun
- Re: Welcome To The Glass House Ladies... Prt 3 -- The Dawson Boyz, 18:45:03 06/02/02 Sun
  - Re: Welcome To The Glass House Ladies... Prt 3 -- Sudden Impact, 22:08:12 06/02/02 Sun