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Subject: More Laughs

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Ken

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Date Posted: 23:43:39 01/21/03 Tue
In reply to: John 's message, "mortality" on 16:22:58 01/20/03 Mon

A woman goes to a gynecologist, and while he's examining her, the doctor lets out a long, low whistle and says, "you have the biggest vagina I've ever seen."

The woman goes home and can't get the remark out of her mind. She takes a full length mirror off the wall and puts it on the floor. Then she takes off all her clothes and stands over the mirror to get a look for herself.

Just then her husband comes home early from work and gives her a quizzical look. "What are you doing?" he asks.

"Um, ah, exercising," she replies.

"Well," he says, "be careful you don't fall into that hole."

{Where the hell is that rickshaw?}

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Ken
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Date Posted: 20:29:20 01/30/03 Thu

An 90-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 90-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considers his question for a minute and says, "I have a friend who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun.

When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting upright on a large rock. He raised his umbrella and said "Bang, bang", and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

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