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Subject: Re: All or nothing?

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Jeff

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Date Posted: 07:54:32 01/30/03 Thu
In reply to: John 's message, "All or nothing?" on 23:12:51 01/29/03 Wed

I don't have anything to worry about not contributing...as I pretty much share what I ate for dinner, when I get laid, how bad my stubbed toe throbs, latest car breakdowns..and the color of my poop.

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Author: John [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 12:28:29 01/30/03 Thu Very true, Jeff, but what color is Ken pooping these days?! Has Curt's car broken down lately? Inquiring minds want to know. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

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Re: poop

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Ken
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Date Posted: 20:24:25 01/30/03 Thu

>Very true, Jeff, but what color is Ken pooping these
>days?! Has Curt's car broken down lately? Inquiring
>minds want to know.

My poop is mostly a lovely shade I call Poop Brown. The other day, I noticed an intriguing pattern of undigested corn kernels that called to mind crop circles or perhaps native American petroglyphs, but on the whole, there's nothing much to report on the poop front.

My car idles a bit rough, but has been reliably getting me from point A to point B, so I guess I'll keep driving it until it explodes in a big fireball and I have to take the bus to a car dealership.

I can't elaborate any more or bring up any more interesting topics, I'm afraid. I am endeavoring to ensure this discussion board sucks bad enough that I will never have John busting my chops for an rtf archive of this useless drivel.

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Re: poop

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Jeff
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Date Posted: 11:59:36 01/31/03 Fri

Oh, I forgot to mention:
A)I got laid on Tues and will again today,Friday.
B)My car engine seized up destroying the engine. The waterpump went out, water drained, but due to cold frigid air, car never heated up. Car is trash. I am back on bus.
C)I ate a florida orange last night.
D)I'm getting paid on Feb. 7th-with that money, I'm getting incorporated! and thats that.

Question: How many licks does it take to get to the chewy center of Ken's poop?
Answer: (lick) One, (lick) Two, (lick) Three, (CRUNCH!)

Three.

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