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Date Posted: 19:19:31 06/17/02 Mon
Author: Y2J Chris Jericho
Author Host/IP: modem-pool-1192.mis.net / 206.28.61.176
Subject: Big Sexy Who? (thursday RP#1)


***Another beautiful day at East High School. Today a certain 7th grade class is without their teacher Mr. Adkins. The kid's are running up and down the room knocking over desks so happy because it will take forever for them to find a substitute teacher. Suddenly the doorknobs turns and Chris Jericho walks in with a graduation suit on and a pointer. He takes his seat at the teachers desk***


Jericho:You, fat kid, pick up these desks. And you the girl with the really big glasses, help the fat kid. My name is Mr. Jericho, but you call me, well Mr. Jericho. And you girl with big glasses, Why aren't you helping the fat kid pick up the desks?


Girl:Because he said he can handle it


Jericho:Yeah and sweat up the whole damn room. Fat boy, take a break. Just everybody find a seat at a desk or sit on the floor. Ok, now your first lesson I am going to teach you is Hygene. Now look at this picture



Jericho:Look at that greasy hair, I mean that's nasty, I don't think he has had a bath in months. So if anybody wants to look like that, I advise you to stop the running water in your house, throw away the shampoo and run around outside to build up sweat and get extra greasy hair


Jericho:Now everyone understand so far...That's good. Your next lesson is "How to prevent Aging from happening." Well you need to eat your vegatables, workout, try to stay as fit as possible or you will end up looking something like this in your thirties



Jericho:Anyone wanna look like that, Do the opposite of what I told you, Fat Kid you better change your the closest to it.


Jericho:Well that's enough lessons for today. It's time for the end of the day speech. All of these pictures you have been shown are of my opponent in the first round of the MCWA tournament. Now obviously there is no competition in the brackets with me, Ha! we have Kevin Nash, Greasy Haired Kevin Nash, and need I say the rest. Well Nash, Bring whatever game you have left in that body of yours and bring it to the ring so one of the Living Legends can kick your ass Junior!


***The Schoolbell rings as all the kids run out of the room as Y2J sits on the desks as the scene fades to black***



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