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Date Posted: 08:13:08 06/18/02 Tue
Author: Kurt Angle
Author Host/IP: modem-pool-1067.mis.net / 206.28.61.51
Subject: Mr. Ass


***The scene opens up to the West High school locker room area. We see Edge walking away from Micheal Cole as Kurt Angle appears on the scene. He walks over and leans against the wall. He motions for Micheal Cole to come over here and he does***


Angle:Well Cole, You gonna give me an interview like you do Edge?


Cole:Well, If you really want one. I firstly want to know your thoughts on your match this thursday against Billy Gunn


Angle:My Thoughts? He call's his self Mr. Ass. That's just nasty Micheal. I don't agree with that at all. But I know how easy this match is going to be, considering that I ripped life and limb from the sandman Monday night. And now my gateway to XPW. Who is in that Tournament besides myself and Mr. Ass?


Cole:Well Ric Flair, Stone Cold, The Sandman, and Edge


Angle:Oh Edge, Well A bunch of nobodys like I figured.


Cole:How hard are you going to train for this match on thursday?


Angle:Well Cole, to put it simply I'm not going to train period. Theres no need for it. I am the most physically fit person in the MCWA right now, Now Cole if you will excuse me I have to go shopping. Bye


***Kurt storms off leaving Micheal Cole baffled as Kurt get's in the limo and pulls away***


...::Commercial Break::...


***When the scene gets back we see the outside of the local Wal-Mart supercenter. People are filing in and out of the store with grocery bags, when a long black limo pulls up and everyone stops to see who it is. The chofur gets out and goes to the door and opens the door as Kurt Angle gets out. He laughs at the people sitting there staring at him and walks right in the store. When he's there he goes over to the toys***


Angle:Well look at this, My very own Action figure. Now this is great. I bet this is selling like hot cakes. Oh look a Billy gunn action figure. Hmm only one left, i guess they don't make many of them, probally because he sucks


***Just then a kid and his mom come down the same aisle***
Kid:Mommy, Mommy, I want this Billy gunn figure


Angle:Hey Kid, Why don't you get this Kurt Angle figure


Kid:No I don't like him!


Angle:What do you mean you don't like him. He's an olympic hero. You better show some respect for an Olympic Champion


Kid:who are you trying to be? the Undertaker?


Angle:No I'm not like Undertaker, I don't lose my first match! No offence to Taker, but kid I advise you to get that Kurt Angle figure


Kid:What are you going to do if I don't?


Angle:Give you an Olympic Asskicking


***Angle tries to grab the kid but he grabs the Billy Gunn figure and runs off***


Angle:Stupid Kid...He won't want that Billy Gunn figure after I kick his ass come Thursday. It's time to get out of here, WOOOOOOOOOO!


***Kurt Angle raises his fist and then walks out of Wal-Mart an angry man***


...::End Transmission::...



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