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Date Posted: 16:06:45 01/27/03 Mon
Author: Gyrus
Subject: Just for fun: Top 10 things NOT to say to Joss Whedon should you ever meet him

TOP TEN THINGS _NOT_ TO SAY TO JOSS WHEDON SHOULD YOU EVER MEET HIM

"Your show is a brilliant metaphor for the struggle of our race, my Aryan brother."

"You want a breath mint? 'Cause you've got some serious
'Hellmouth.'"

"BUFFY is cute and everything, but it doesn't have the depth of CHARMED."

"Firefly? That movie with Kevin Costner?"

"Oh my God, you killed Jonathan! You bastard!"

"You know, one day I looked in the TV GUIDE, and ANGEL, DARK ANGEL, and TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL were all on at the same time. Why do you people have to keep forcing religion down our throats?"

"You went to Wesleyan? Isn't that a girl's school?"

You: "Your show convinced my daughter that she can accomplish anything she puts her mind to."
JW: "Well, that's terrific."
You: "She's in traction from trying to do a back flip off the roof of the garage. You'll be hearing from my attorney."

"What was the point of moving to UPN if you're not going to have any pro wrestlers on the show?"

"I really, really like your show. I have every episode on tape, I own all the books, and my twin boys are named Xander and Spike. Could I cut off just a little bit of your hair?"

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[> Re: Just for fun: Top 10 things NOT to say to Joss Whedon should you ever meet him -- DeepaD, 00:29:29 01/31/03 Fri

*snicker*
ok, also -
*I just love the way you represent all the different ethnicities in California, and how you show that the Slayers can come from any country and race in the world. No, wait..."
* I stopped my daughter from watching season 6 because of all the sex and violence, but now that you've got role models for her on the show, I told her she should watch. Only, she doesn't want to."
* Um, yeah, so... I wanted some advise with this relationship I'm having..."
* You just won an award from the population control bureau. Something about popularising the negative effects of sex..?
* Oh, wait! You mean Angel and Buffy were on the same show?! Go figure...

sigh. anyway.

Deepa D.

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[> That *was* fun! (Except for the s7 spoiler) -- Which Witch, listmom, 16:02:32 02/05/03 Wed

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>"Oh my God, you killed Jonathan! You bastard!"

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[> [> Re: That *was* fun! (Except for the s7 spoiler) -- Gyrus, 09:18:13 02/06/03 Thu

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>>"Oh my God, you killed Jonathan! You bastard!"

Oh, crap. My bad.

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[> [> Re: That *was* fun! (Except for the s7 spoiler) -- Katie, 17:58:52 09/02/04 Thu

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>>"Oh my God, you killed Jonathan! You bastard!"

Oh, please. Season seven is two years old, already. No need to put in spoilers. If you don't want to be spoiled, go back to whatever cave you were in when the eps premiered.

And Christ, it's JOnathan. Why does he even matter?

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