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Date Posted: 15:21:44 06/23/01 Sat
Author: R
Subject: WHAAAAAA....MOMMA!....I WANT ONE TOOOOOOOO!

Not fair that my sister has her very own shitbird pet to play with. *sulk* *pout* I'd have so much of fun playing with it, feeding it, and kicking the shit out of it when I get bored. I'd even teach it some new tricks (simple commands of course) like training it to bungie jump off the balcony. Wonder how many jumps you can get from one cord before it breaks? Well, there's one way to find out, right? *smirk* Anyway, I see this makes a great pet if it's housebroken (and maybe removing the vocal chords) and wish we could open up a business selling them. Shit, there sure isn't any shortage of them EVERYPLACE in the world so maybe having them neutered or spayed would command a better price, ya think?

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