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Date Posted: 20:05:53 08/28/02 Wed
Author: silvestre el GATO
Subject: el loro calvo

Un hombre llamado David se encuentra con una señora vecina suya. Le dice la señora bien entusiasmada:
- Ah... usted que colecciona pajaritos.. le voy a regalar un lorito CALVO llamado JOLUMO que le va a gustar.
Viene don David y le dice:
- Bueno, sí. Porque no.
Se lleva don David el lorito CALVO a su casa... cuando al siguiente día encuentra al lorito clavándose a su canario LUIS ILDEFONSO.
- Hah! Con razón mi canario habia dejado de cantar! Vas a ver lorito condenado. Te voy a traer mi gallo de pelea llamado PEPE, a ver como te toca! Vas a ver!!!
Le trae el gallo de pelea, agarra al lorito CALVO y los mete a los dos en un cuarto oscuro.
Al rato se oyen los alaridos del lorito CALVO que dice:
- Daviiiiiiid! Daviiiiiid! Daviiiiid!
Viene don David a ver lo que pasó con el lorito. Abre la puerta y pone una cara de asombro! El lorito le dice:
- Mirá cómo tengo CLAVADO a tu gallo PEPE, Daviiiid!!!!

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