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Date Posted: 11:14:35 06/13/02 Thu
Author: Dhul Fiquaar
Subject: Oh mine goodness! For someone with a Muslim name you have a very thin skin.
In reply to: sultan kareem ufweit 's message, "this is when the shiite hits the fan..." on 18:33:44 06/12/02 Wed

Here I am thinking that like myself you have chosen this name in a spirit of ironical fiction, perhaps with some idea that "Ufweit" can be slyly misspoken as "Halfwit." But all along you are using a proper name!

I have much embarrassment.

But in your reply you are behave very much like--how does it go in English idiom--a sobersides and not with proper Landover attitude, I think. A proper Munafiq should have a very thick skin like a rhinosceros! Myself, I have a skin so thick that the hairs of my beard cannot sprout through it and therefore they turn inward, and for this reason I must use my Schtick brand razor to shave them from the inside of my mouth.

The great Imam, Khair Udeen "Bubbles" Jawad, was in his, eh, what is it--jacuzzi making large fards under the water when I spoke to him. Unfortunate, he has denied my request for fatwa of vengence upon this Chester person. In his deep fiqh--how you say, legal knowledge--he has consider Chester's offense not worthy of death, and the Imam has instead pronounced a fatwa of annoying amusement upon Chester. This fatwa encourages Muslims to send to this Chester person many knock-knock jokes but not do him other harms.

I am disappointed, yes, but "Bubbles" the Imam is a great maker of fards and so I must accept his judgement. Allahu Akbar!

In other news of the Struggle I am happy to say that today I have seen several soldiers of the Opressors of Islam scratching their secret parts. My act of Jihad which was the putting of sand in their, eh, petroleum jelly, may now be bearing fruit!

Bismillahir Rahmanir Rahim
(In the name of Allah the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful)
Dhul Fiqaar

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