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Date Posted: 17:56:05 03/08/01 Thu
Author: Mojo Risin
Subject: Cosby Kids

Little Red Riding Hood (hereafter known as LRRH) is walking through the woods and spies the Big Bad Wolf (BW to his friends)crouching behind some bushes. Thinking it would be hilarious if she snuck up on him for once, she creeps over and yells, "BBW, what big eyes you have."
"Leave me alone", BW cries and runs away.
LRRH trails him and finds him behind a big oak tree, creeps up and yells, "What big eyes you have!"
"For God's sake Hood, leave me alone", he screams and runs away. LRRH follows him again and finds him crouching in a patch of ivy and yells, "What big teeth you have!"
"For Christ's sake," screams BW, "Can't you see I'm trying to pinch a loaf?"

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