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Subject: It's been a while

Author:
Meredith

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Date Posted: 07:24:05 08/04/02 Sun

I feel guilty because I have not had a chance to post or look at my own message board in like a month because I lost the link to it, but I found it again =D. People have said like, "You're never online!" but the truth is I have been. I come on nearly every day. Just because I'm not online when other people are on doesn't mean I don't come on. =P
Yesterday I was watching the Food Network. They were talking about celebrity cookbooks and cookbooks featuring recipes from celebrities. I noticed alot of the recipes were from like their grandmothers and old dead people they have known. I thought, "I should put out my own cookbook!" So here is a sneak peek into my cookbook

Brownies:
1) Go to the supermarket.
2) Find the "Betty Crocker" baked goods mixes
3) take a box with a picture of yummy brownies on it.
WARNING: your brownies will not look like the ones in the picture, no matter how hard you try.
4) Purchase the mix.
5) bring it home and follow the directions on the back.
6) if you are missing any of the ingredients mentioned on the back yell at who ever buys the groceries in your house. If you are the person who buys the groceries, yell at the last person who consumed the product at any time because if they had restrained themself at that moment you could be making yummy brownies. If you are the only person who consumed the product needed for the recipe then yell at someone at the grocery store because you live a lonely existance so bitterness is expected.
7) after they are baked and cooled, cut them out and enjoy.
8) hoard them to yourself for you are the master chef, bwahahaha!

I hope you put that recipe to good use ;P

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