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Date Posted: 09:06:59 10/25/03 Sat
Author: SM78
Subject: Okay, Hugh, Louisiana it is
In reply to: Hugh Danig 's message, "riddle me this buttman" on 08:32:49 10/25/03 Sat

Here the deal, Hugh:

I fly at my own expense. My rules apply in the ring, and I hope it is a cage. The rules are these: Anything goes. I am a trained kickboxer and have stomped about ten jarheads into pulp in the past several years. Mostly they were sorry brokedick motherfuckers like you with big mouths. My style is fast and it focuses on landing several blows to my opponent's head and the calves in a very quick manner. Marines technnique focuses on self-defense based mostly on jui-jitsu moves derived from FBI training. I know all of the Marine moves and so I will be at the advantage. You should read up on kickboxing so that you will know what to expect. You should have one of your friends do a turnkick into your calves four or five times too see how quickly your legs will turn to Jell-O. What really hurts is a hook kick to the ligaments behind your knees and turnkicks to you kneecaps. Plan on being carried out of the cage because you won't be able to walk very easily.

Please post the name of the bar where you want the match. Please post the phone number and let me know what legal papers I need to sign. I assume I am released from all liability when I leave you hurting, because I am relishing this opportunity. Give me some dates when you are available and I will book a ticket.

Also, do you have any problem with our match being filmed? I would like to upload our match to iFilms when we finish so the Drunks can watch you and your big mouth hit the canvas.

Oh, and let's hear your story about how you were in Delta Force and are a trained killer. Let's hear how you did covert ops in Desert Storm. I only know one guy who is the real thing and he was not an asshole like you. Seriously, post what kind of training you have in fighting beyond Marine boot camp. If you are a basic eight-week wonder with an ego bigger than his skills, I want to read the contract very carefully. I do not want to get sued for hurting you.
For all I know you are 5'4", 240 lbs, and shovel crawdads and beer down your piehole all day long while switching between NASCAR and porn there in your singlewide.

Please post the details.

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Replies:

so bad on the net -- Hugh Danig, 11:48:55 10/25/03 Sat
- I think you should take him up on it. -- Queer, 00:47:08 10/27/03 Mon
  - he already pussied out -- Hugh Danig, 16:47:54 10/28/03 Tue