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Date Posted: 12:43:37 10/05/03 Sun
Author: rivuridnd doktur pikkir pace
Subject: ifn oxycuntin be a gud nof fer mah heero rash it be a gudnuf fer ol pikkur har!
In reply to: Reverend E. Dwayne Looper 's message, "HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY HERO RUSH!!!" on 08:28:01 10/03/03 Fri

sinnerwomin nad a kurnholin far i kin rekin n dar int no wrog wit gittin lit up fer a spel eiter kuz de lawd jeezus dun turnt dat watir he dint git no kool aids nosir! he aplid his gowdpower stuk his holy pekkur in de watir n ppeed n dar be sum sweet win

aks loopir he now! one tim at de rancho jis a sepl a go weins had a kiddie babl camp n de kids gowt ornery cuz de whol tralirp park dun stinky n sum woz runnin ways evin aftri i pointed ol bessie har(mah stevins singl out twelf gage) at im to shut up wel dey needid summtin to kalm im down but we only had wel watir wich de epa says wuz cuntaminated wit ba aba baict wit lil buggirs

loop say i turn it to win n git im al likkurd up n calm n den we hav a contest se who gowt de biggist pekkur aftir all

yu own dwayn! I says

i go first looper say n mad a ass owt o himself agin he wavd his hands ovir de watir n say ifn jeezus kin turnt watir to win den thru him so kn he

nutin happin

yu idguit i seys dwayn looper a idjut in he now it but i had to says it anwyay. i den plied sum saved in de fesh pase pelkkur to de watir but humpin watir wurnt de sam as humpin sinnirs n pumpin jeezs in em so i puld ol lil pikkur fer de hi cuntry seein how penny wuz sunbathin in de nud cross de parrk playin wit herself wel she wuz comitin de sin o onan so it brok de jeezus spel n jis sum jit got in de watir

whut now? yu suck n yer newest batch o heelin creem in de watir. ol dwayn kint git nuf o mah lovejuice so he startid to drink n drink n drunk to git mahsanctifid fesh but nutin hiappind i den gowt a thowt

we gowt for hundrid o so Perkodan lest yus half disov in watir n git des kids likkurd pu!

wel goooolie ifn dat dint do de trik nutin wuddd! weins needin to stop bein backslid but had to git des fukin brats undir kuntrol so we gowt sum koolaids in dem perkodans mix it up n toldim nutin gowt in dew watir no sir dat a mirage frum dis har desert heetg!

haf howrir latir dem kiddies wuz al tukkurd owt n loop wuz gittin nekid n smeerin himself wit sum kinda grease n hedin fer de kiddies! had to punch im owt n den ol loop fownd ot finly who had de biggur gowdblessid penis owt wit shit n sin o eiternil deth n damnatin, in wtit wit savin fluwids pumped in by ol pikkur to kleen loop o his suinnins ways

o whut happin to dem kids yu rekin? wel sum dem wuz droppd ov in de desirt fer being burrheds n otir brown trash. sum ol dwayn got to aftir all, sum who had bush rownd dey diks gowt leid by penny wen dey spied her n she wuz in heat n leyd dem an now she in conwty jail fer currptin a minor-i gowt vidio tap o her n we n sherif bufford gon mak de best womin iin prison flik you evir seen!

de purdy kunts wish bush n titties i had mah kuzin pat pace pik up n sent bak to de cumpownd to join de pace clan. dwan spent de week al curld tup in his tralir cryin fer joy dat i finly gowt jeezus in him but den trid to evict me but dat win sherif to put som heet on dwane aftir i srpung peny owt n mad her seuduce dat idjut fer gittn her owt. i git er bak in do soon as i pik up som mor horny forteen yar old boys foer her stupid redhedid stepchild as to homp

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