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Date Posted: 12:18:19 07/03/03 Thu
Author: J. Croft
Subject: mmmm, tastes like... sweaty toefunk?
In reply to: Kathy 's message, "You are cruel, Mr. Potsch." on 13:49:35 06/28/03 Sat

I don't know why the fuck anyone would fill their mouth with athlete's foot funk like that, it's just... gross. Worked with one dickhead manager, he always wore sandals and his footstench could just about outgag omar x!

And why do so many people consider feet sexy? Is it some kind of primordial survival mechanism when our ancestors were all butt naked on the Serengeti Plains and they were hunting Elephant? When you're wearing shoes, all the little fungus critters have a warm, dark, moist area to grow. And when you're not wearing shoes you're stepping in some kind of shit or another-dogshit, birdshit, antshit, flyshit, bacteriashit, dirtshit....

So, how is it a lot of people could work themselves into a hard dick frenzy like allegedly in the Micheal Savage parody-or is it on the level. Perhaps Micheal Savage needs to take a break from being Shrub's neocon cheerleader. Perhaps Micheal Savage needs to get laid-maybe that's why he has a thing for raping feet-he's so horny, ANY part of the female anatomy is up for some sweet virginal lovin'. Maybe he can go to West Virginny and track down some of the Pace Lot Lizards-er, women. Maybe then he can die of toxic poisoning from licking up blacktop, backtrails, and cowshit-or his loins can finally find relief and be rid of this disgusting... fetish.

So, Michal Savage-before you ask that Tom Ridge zap this message board for criticizing you, ask yourself this: is your craving for any stinking toe just a sign that you finally need to overcome your bigger hangup of never having sexual intercourse with another person? I mean, even though your boys in the Supreme Court have okayed Sodomy, I don't think chasing after cock's gonna keep you in the Boy Blunder's good graces.

Oh, hi Kathy-long time, no? You still living where you're at? How's everything?

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Your questions answered! Well, some, anyway. -- Kathy, 08:29:01 07/06/03 Sun