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Date Posted: 20:24:55 07/17/03 Thu
Author: Rev. Mike Sutcliffe
Subject: Hey, that's rich!
In reply to: Jesus H. Christ 's message, "Thou shalt burn in Hell!" on 13:12:41 07/16/03 Wed

A guy pretending to be Jesus not forgiving me! Thats a hoot! Jesus always forgive those who ask with a pure heart. So, man, you don't have to forgive me because my Jesus does, brother, my Jesus does.

My Jesus has also forgiven and given new life to Michael Walker, 28, convicted child molester, who received Jesus yesterday afternoon at the Missaqua Correctional Facility. Michael is serving 15-to-life for one count of felony child sexual molestation. He is paying his debt to man, but in Heaven his bill is marked, "PAID IN FULL BY JESUS" the same as my bill says. Man, I'm telling you guys, you gotta try my Jesus! I dare you, I double dare you, to try my Jesus for a week. Go ahead, what have you got to lose? Are you chicken? Go ahead and try living like Jesus is real for a week and pray to him. Golly if he won't answer back and raise you to new life! Amen! I am on fire for God and I am forgiven -- not perfect, but forgiven!!! Halelujah!

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Try New Diet Jesus for a week, and if He doesn't clean whiter than white, we'll give you your soul back! (NT) -- Rev. Mike Myers, 13:58:23 07/20/03 Sun
- (Jesus contains no added sugar. Salvation is subject to availability, first come first served (only 144,000 positions available). Once souls are taken, refunds are only available in exceptional circumstances) (NT) -- Rev. Mike Myers, 14:52:31 07/20/03 Sun