Date Posted:22:27:59 08/06/03 Wed Author: Rev. Mike "Mantitties" Sutcliffe Subject: No, I'm not lookin for a fat fag, you seahag... In reply to:
picker ppace
's message, "yu lukkin fer a fit fig girlyboy?" on 13:52:04 08/06/03 Wed
I'm still looking for a Christian woman to love and cherish -- and one who will give me a godly blow job.
And I'm talking about a good blowjob where she goes South with the evidence. Hehehe! LOL.
Didn't think Promise Keepers were real men, huh? Well, you're wrong, mister. Promise Keepers want real sex from real women and, barring that, we can drop the soap with the best of the homos. I'm stuck here in the middle of this goddamn desert in a traler that has a dead cow under it and I need some relief. I am thinking of calling an escort service just like Dick Cheney uses, except I ca'nt afford the same class of DC whore he can. All I can afford is an Elco whore what means $20.00 for five minutes behind the bowling alley and then it is off to church to get forgiven. God winks at my sins anyway because I am saved. Friend, being forgiven is clearly the best part of being saved because it means I can do anything -- ANYTHING -- and God smiles, laughs, and forgives me.
Try my Jesus for a week at no risk. If he isn't everything the Bible says, then simply return him in the original factory carton we shipped him to you in (dont forget to add dry ice), and we will let you be a Jew free for no charge.
