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Date Posted: 18:21:33 09/25/03 Thu
Author: SM78
Subject: Steve Holsten: Pervert
In reply to: J. Croft 's message, "Does anyone have any tips on wearing leather trench coats and NOT be as ridiculous as Steve Holsten the goatfucker?" on 11:10:04 09/25/03 Thu

J. Croft asks me about Steve Holsten's sexual fascination with me:

Looks like you got another lover in denial Sinnerman; how do you attract the worst garbage trolling the internet?

Bro. Croft, I do not know what it is about me that attracts closeted gay men and women. I guess I have some sort of magnetic powers and a way with words. Steve Holtsen, btw, sent me a secret "love" note:

>From: steveholsten@goatsodomizer.net
>To: sinnerman78@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>Subject: I want to suck your cock
>Date: Thu, 25 Sep 2003 8:2:56 -0700
>
>Dear Sinnerman: Please can I suck your cock while I wear
> my black pleather trench coat? I have a pleather fetish
> and a jones for your dick! I would have a leather
> fetish, but I cant afford real leather beacause I spend
> all of my money on comic books and Star Trek
> conventions. I am not really gay, I just want to try it
> with a dude and I dig you. I would really like it a lot
> if you called me "Ann" and let me wear a blonde wig
> while I was...."

I will not repeat the rest of the letter, but you get the idea: Steve Holsten likes guys. We here at the DB have no problem with that Steve. However, my answer to you is no. No, Steve, you cannot blow me. Beg as much as you like Steve, but you cannot blow me -- not even in a Beverly Hills mansion or, more likely, one of the truck stops you cruise.

Why don't you blow some guy at the Klingon Language Institute? That why you can tell your fellow Trekkies that you sucked Worf down his Klingon scrote. Unfortunately, you are "almost a Mensa" as you said, and that means you are not "a Mensa" (sic), and so you can't blow any brainy guys at Mensa meetings. While this will intellectually deprive your tonsils, you can perhaps make up for it by blowing four of your redneck buddies who each have an IQ of 50. Collectively, this would allow you to blow a 200 IQ. True, it was four people, but at least Trekkies will allow the claim as their entire world is make-believe anyway. For that matter, say that you blew Worf on the bridge of the Enterprise. I don't care. Say whatever you want; just stop bugging me with your love letters. I have better things to do.

Personally, Steve, The Drunks Bar is not a place to cruise for sex and so you should stop carrying on like this, especially the begging. That is truly pathetic. Also, please stop sending me e-mails. Your last one had an attachment of you and a guy dressed like Spock doing a goat from both ends. That photo was very sick and left me disturbed by the image, especially as you were wearing your pleather trench coat and banging away on the goat's hindquarters.

Steve, I do not know where you grew up and learned the ways of animal husbandry, but it must have been in the South. Maybe it would be best for everybody concerned if you just moved back to a simple life of farming and bestiality. I think your big city life of Star Trek and secret blow jobs is just too much for you.

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