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Date Posted: 16:58:25 10/10/08 Fri
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Reverend E. Dwayne Looper (Praise be to God!!!)
Subject: Revival fires need to burn in Murika!
In reply to: Sinner-Man78 's message, "Fuck, this place is a mess!" on 16:35:02 10/10/08 Fri

Lord forgive thy servant Reverend E. Dwayne Looper. Lo, these many years I have been smoking the crack cocaine of the Republican Gospel of prosperity. My wives and concubines multiplied! I owned trailer parks aplenty, and slum housing. Yes, I had prostitutes with prominent politicians. I even ruined former Congressman Mark Foley when he touched my private parts in a spa. I outed him and the whole Congressional homosexual thing.

If you think about it, however, I blew it big time. I mean, actually, everything started going to hell after I exposed Mark Foley as a homo. You can look back and see that the Era of Bush Power began to flame out on the very day I exposed Mark Foley. What absurdity to think that Mark Foley was the tinder that set the entire damnable edifice of Bush Fraud ablaze! Mark Foley was when God finally said "Enough Faggotry!" and began to pour down judgment upon Murika. Yes, I am quite certain of this even through my blurry scotch goggles. In fact, I think I will drink more scotch and perhaps enjoy a Cindy McCain Vicotini. BTW, Cindy is here with me because she is refusing to change John's Depends once again on the campaign bus. I don't blame her.

That queer Mark Foley marked the end of God's patience with God's Chosen People of Murika. Well, Scientology also really pissed off God as well. Those preening, narcissistic Scifags and their e-meters really pissed off God.

God just had to act. That is why your homes and stocks are worth less and why God thinks less of you. Only a tongue-talkin', Pentecostal, demon-casting-out, faith healing MIRACLE REVIVAL will save A-Murika!

I am renouncing the Demon of Republican crack cocaine and returning to my first love, the sweet shepherd Jesus. Will you join me as I walk down that sawdust trail to glory at God's great altar call?

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