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Date Posted: 13:18:04 07/27/01 Fri
Author: dicker pace
Subject: how dayr yu drunks motertrukers nyu loopur idguts balsfim gowds music!!!!!
In reply to: SteveH 's message, ""With any luck, it'll re-define Christian music."" on 10:19:59 07/27/01 Fri

yu puttin dem basfimin loopers on cd yu luukin to git a pace fifty calubur mahcingun in yer face fer it! a cuntry boy dun gonna cum up in dar in lay de smakdown on yer penis strikin e dwayne loopur n cut owt de tong of dat hidin behind a fak ilnis so hi kin basfimne de howlis purit percy n dat ill bastard bobbie fur takin way de best poontang i ever had kuzin penny pace!

loride a humble cuntry fellur git on his nkees n begs de holwie spurt fer divin intervientin in de loopur cedee stop dies kuzinfukin loopurs frum gittin any mur press den dey alridie gowt hangin rownd lowlif bulitin bords n stop des onhowlie drunsks frum expotin dem fer prowfits n laffs n pikin on percies cussinways e a beliver evin do he a loopur bettir nden sinerman in opp n stevehogie n mispopiedicksun n de drst of des orgiehavin drunks strik dem down olord wit yer angils n av dem minster do dey wayward flesh wit de rigthis warth of yer perfict bodie-in wit salvatin nn a humblin of doe spierte n bendidn knee of surrender-owt wit de shit of sin n hwtines kumin frum nowt understandin dat yu gowd dat me yu make de ruls n we ins obey ur git sent to de everlastin firs of

HELL

Hell-war de flam dieth not nor th flam kwinchith n asid frum homersixal demins rapin yu wit looper pekcers fur al ieternite yu findin yersilf foced to wach tvland n al de worst shows of doe sevinties bownd n yer eies forced open witowt evin a eydroper to wet yer eyeballs!

REPENT! DE LORDS WARTH IS A KUMIN! REPENT N GIT ON BENDID NEE N BEG DE LORDIE FUR FOGIVNESS! SEEK YE OWT A MINSTER OF FATH TO HEEL YU IN YER WAYWARDFLESH I BE A RIT HAR BY DIS LAKLIND KUMMUNITY KOWLIDGE KUMPUTER UNTIL DEY LKLOSE AT FIVE PM TODAY FER I HAV TO STAR MAH NIT SHIFT AT DE DIRT DEVIL PLANT WAR OL PICKER GOT HIMSLF A JUG O TURPENTIN WATIN FUR HIMJ!

REPENT!!!!!

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Interesting speech, Mr. Pace -- Leo P�tsch, 13:27:23 07/27/01 Fri
- The Pace II Dialect and the Pace Booger Ball -- Dr. Robert Swann, Harvard School of Linguistics, 21:25:55 07/27/01 Fri