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Date Posted: 15:03:40 07/27/01 Fri
Author: Reverend E. Dwayne Looper
Subject: Well, Non-Christians can argue
In reply to: OPB 's message, "Can Christians Really Argue Well?" on 14:01:00 07/27/01 Fri

But it won't amount to a hill of beans when you stand before Almighty God at the bema (look it up in the Greek, Mr. Smarty-pants!) judgement. And it is true that non-Christians know the truth of God and seek to deny it through worldly-philosophies and the cunning lies of crafty men designed to rob God of his glory and give it instead to the human brain. Concocted in New Age orgies and age old Lucifierian elegies to evil, such evil logic defies heaven to challenge it. And so God answered that defiance by opening up a window in heaven and throwing the Bible down to earth.

"WHAP!" That is the sound of God's Word hitting your head.
You have been Bibled, served the subpoena from on high that demands you appear before the court of God to answer to charges of being a sinner. The Bible itself is your God-appointed attorney which tells you to plead the blood of Jesus and be found not guilty. Instead you are inexplicably stubborn and choose to represent yourself.

"Doh! You mean Hell is real?" you will say as the angelic baliffs haul your evil ass away to the Big House wherein
you will be the bitch of some bad ass demon who's doing eternity for his part in the original Luciferian Rebellion wherein the Illuminated One sought to exalt himself against the Throne of God. Now you are his bitch and he will teach that in Hell getting anally raped and sexually humiliated forever in Satan's way of saying that he is, and never will be, sorry for misleading you. Satan knew he and his peeps was going to the joint forever and that they would need bitches and hos to service them, and so they invented philosophy designed to lead humans astray. And no, I have no idea how that thing will ever fit inside of you. However, let me assure you that Satan and his demons aren't worried about your orifices being too tight, for in time anything will fit inside of you. In hell, you will learn what "big" and "deep" and "swallowing" mean in the satanic sense.

"Ouch! That hurts!" Sorry. Get used to a pillow-biting eternity of pain, Mr or Ms. Know-It-All!

Copyright 2001 Looper Ministries International.
(This was Part II of the "Looper's Tough Talk to Wise Guys" Series)

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