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Date Posted: 18:38:37 07/02/01 Mon
Author: SM78
Subject: Shake hands with Mr. Poop
In reply to: Betsy 's message, "Re: Damn "Leftists"..." on 10:57:46 07/02/01 Mon

Moslems shake with their left hands because the right hand is used to wipe. This is true and Moslems in the US have an extremely difficult time overcoming their aversion to the fact that Americans shake hands with the same hand they wipe their asses with.

I learned this from a Moslem customer of mine who explained that right-handedness is enforced on Moslem children so that they will learn to wipe with the right hand, thus keeping their left hand poop-free to shake hands
with others.

I told this guy that we Americans used toilet paper and washed our hands (at least most people. The Pace Clan, I am told by researchers, actually uses both hands to wipe and then does not wash at all. Perhaps Pikker could clarify this point for us; could you ask him, J?) after moving our bowels and so we didn't see shaking hands as being a problem.

Moslems also find it revolting that we Americans keep dogs as pets because dogs lick their butts. He cannot imagine the depravity of Americans allowing their dogs to lick them.

"You wind up with feces on your faces," my customer observed.

"Oh hell," I replied, "you have to eat shit in this country everyday that you get up and go to work, so what difference does it make if a dog licks you?"

He didn't find my remark amusing, so I had him deported.
If needs to be so clean then he needs to be back in
beautiful Iraq where you can eat off the streets and
dogs are only allowed in pita bread.

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